Posted on 03/09/2013 9:18:48 AM PST by traumer
Doctors told Justin Bieber he will have to wear a gas mask for the rest of his life.
It’s a rare condition, similar to what Michael Jackson had – except it’s much more severe. Justin Bieber can not breathe the air that the rest of the humans on the planet can breathe.
“He needs much better air than we are producing on Earth,” said a source close to Bieber. ”Justin was crushed to learn that he would never be without a gas mask, but he’s accepting it in stride. He thinks he’ll still be able to record – he’ll just have a much deeper voice.”
Bieber is taking it all in stride: “I’m focused on the good things in life. I’m blessed and not forgetting it. I’m giving back every day for it. Can’t phase me.” He added: “I’m a good person. I know that. You can’t tell me different. We know the truth.
“As long as my family, friends, and fans r with me u can say whatever. We are all equal in God’s eyes & we have a responsibility to each other.”
He went on: “I understand it is part of the job to be judged…but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass.
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
Ya mean it largely existed in someone's imagination, Francois?
I want to hear Ed Anger’s take on this.
I know this was /s. But in the civilian market gas masks are called respirators, and lots of people use them in their work, including me.
You can turn one into a gas mask as such simply by changing the cartridges. FWIW the civilian masks are a whole lot more comfortable than that thing he's wearing.
I love that the best stories always show up in WWN or The Enquirer-— I mean where is the MSM ?
Gas masks, barfing on stage and fainting on stage; what’s next?
And when will my obsessive teenage niece stop treating this guy like he’s the end-all be-all and she has some relationship with him?
My verging-upon-teenage niece hates Bieber but loves some sappy English boy band that is almost as bad and there are several of them. One Way? Something like that. They’re insipid, I looked them up.
Thanks. I would have cringed also
Forget your heart, send them man some spare gas cylinders.
Gezzz.
Hurt me just watching it!
‘...Report: “JUSTIN BIEBER MUST WEAR GAS MASK FOR REST OF HIS LIFE”
Question: Is this a “Good Thing?”...”
Yes. However, a ball gag would probably be better.
They didn’t get the real story. The reason he must wear the gas mask is so he can breathe around his pet bigfoots and little gray guys with the big head and eyes. They REALLY smell bad. (And by the way, the anti-aircraft gun he put up in his back yard so he can hold off the troops of bigfoots and squadrons of Star Fighters coming to rescue the Bieber captives, has been verified. It had to be registered with the state MVD and classified as a trailer because it has to be towed.)
That line from Peter Griffin never gets old
Can we ban gas masks?
I am sorry, this may be the stupidest thing I have ever read.
What really happened is that he figured out he is a no talent hack and is so embarrassed he can’t show his face.
Anyone ever noticed you never see Justin Bieber and Rachel Madcow in the same place at the same time? Just sayin’ ...
My BS meter is pegging out again.
At worst he would wear a nasal canula and oxygen.
Was the Bieber stunned?
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