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How to survive the sequester (it will be worse than Y2K and Climate change both put together)
SOL of course | 2/18/13 | SOL

Posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:18 PM PST by sickoflibs

This really has me terrified. I don't know it our country will survive this. We have about 1 hour before sequester hits the East Coast and most Americans are mostly unaware of it.

We cant fault our President Obama.
He has been traveling around the country speaking in political rallies warning us of the worst if it hits, but they just wont listen. They wont listen!

Only an emergency tax increase bill could save us now and the GOP just wont do it. They don't care. They don't care.

The only thing comparable is how Noah warned of the coming flood and was ignored and most of the human race drowned.
I am worried about the vampires coming out after the military and police are furloughed. And all the mass killers let loose after the power goes off in the prisons and the guards are furloughed.

So what can we do now??

1) Store Bottled water and dry food
2) candles matches and firewood
3) Guns, but please do it safely and wait for the universal background check or you might use it to commit suicide
4) Go in your basement if you have one and hide under a strong table
5) garlic to hold off the vampires
6) A floatation device in case the tidal wave floods your basement.
7) If you have a car with gas flee Maryland, DC and Northern Va right now, as Sequester will hit that area the hardest.

Good luck and good bless, I have loved you all even the ones who cursed me. By the way, why don't you last group stay behind?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: doomsday; movedthread; obamatheseer; sequester; sequestration; stillalive; thisisbreakingnews; thisisfrontpagenews; wearedoomed
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To: goodnesswins
I forgot to get CAT LITTER!!!

Dear God in Heaven!

Run, fast as you can. I've got 2 catz looking over my shoulder, wanting to know the outcome, and why my emergency preparedness notebook has recipes in the cat section.

johnny

81 posted on 02/28/2013 9:08:07 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper; doug from upland

If you changed “pretender” to “sequester” it works just as well

...........

Oh-oh, yes I’m the great pretender
Pretending that I’m doing well
My need is such I pretend too much
I’m lonely but no one can tell

Oh-oh, yes I’m the great pretender
Adrift in a world of my own
I’ve played the game but to my real shame
You’ve left me to grieve all alone

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can’t conceal

Yes I’m the great pretender
Just laughin’ and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I’m not, you see
I’m wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you’re still around


82 posted on 02/28/2013 9:08:36 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: sickoflibs

Eight minutes into sequester, and my lights are still on. WTF? Did Boehner cave?


83 posted on 02/28/2013 9:09:49 PM PST by kevao (.)
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To: digger48
Bread and milk
84 posted on 02/28/2013 9:11:05 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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85 posted on 02/28/2013 9:12:09 PM PST by mnehring
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To: kevao

Sequester hits East Coast

reports of rugged conditions.... some are reporting that they are yet hanging on to survival..... more news as we get it...

stay tuned!


86 posted on 02/28/2013 9:13:01 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

All those in the path of sequester are being urged by the DHS to stay in bed.... saying “we have no funds to come and rescue you”!

FEMA offices mostly on skeleton crews!


87 posted on 02/28/2013 9:15:12 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

I honestly didn’t think things would get this bad so soon!


88 posted on 02/28/2013 9:17:45 PM PST by kevao (.)
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To: GeronL
Music for a disaster. Not me. I don't play that well. ;)

Klesmer banjo and the end of the world. What could go wrong?

/johnny

89 posted on 02/28/2013 9:18:09 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: GeronL
FEMA offices mostly on skeleton crews!

I wondered where my copy of "To Serve Man" went.

FEMA has it!

90 posted on 02/28/2013 9:19:45 PM PST by papertyger
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To: sickoflibs

Let’s start a riot! I want an HD TV!!


91 posted on 02/28/2013 9:20:36 PM PST by Impy (All in favor of Harry Reid meeting Mr. Mayhem?)
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To: JRandomFreeper

further updates

Looting has apparently began as tons of manure have vanished from Dodson’s Farm Supplies in western West Virginia.


92 posted on 02/28/2013 9:20:36 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL
Do I have to put it back? The garden really needs it.

Besides, there's plenty more in DC.

/johnny

93 posted on 02/28/2013 9:23:04 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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94 posted on 02/28/2013 9:23:47 PM PST by mnehring
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To: JRandomFreeper

won’t be necessary, not exactly a shortage expected, ever.

............

Oh noes. What if the White House maid was sequested? This is an epic disaster.


95 posted on 02/28/2013 9:26:15 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL
Oooh. I have a doozy of an open letter to Congress (assembled) that is in my mind to write.

I gotta get new phone (and maybe email) tomorrow, I think the congresscritters blocked my old ones.

And they aren't going to like the letter any better.

Just a simple request from a constituent for garden assistance that they should be expert at..... ;)

/johnny

96 posted on 02/28/2013 9:32:57 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

lol


97 posted on 02/28/2013 9:35:02 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL
What if the White House maid was sequested?

She told me she was 18. I really thought it was female. For a minute.

All these harsh questions and decisions that are so sudden that no one could predict except for the last 3 years or so.

GOP-E gets no slack on my rants. I include them as part of the problem.

/johnny

98 posted on 02/28/2013 9:37:15 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper; sickoflibs; Charles Henrickson; Lazamataz; Morgana

I hope everyone has their Sequester Whistles for tomorrow


99 posted on 02/28/2013 9:38:36 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL
It rubs the sequester on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

It rubs the sequester on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

It rubs the sequester on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


100 posted on 02/28/2013 9:39:13 PM PST by mnehring
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