Posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:18 PM PST by sickoflibs
This really has me terrified. I don't know it our country will survive this. We have about 1 hour before sequester hits the East Coast and most Americans are mostly unaware of it.
We cant fault our President Obama.
He has been traveling around the country speaking in political rallies warning us of the worst if it hits, but they just wont listen. They wont listen!
Only an emergency tax increase bill could save us now and the GOP just wont do it. They don't care. They don't care.
The only thing comparable is how Noah warned of the coming flood and was ignored and most of the human race drowned.
I am worried about the vampires coming out after the military and police are furloughed. And all the mass killers let loose after the power goes off in the prisons and the guards are furloughed.
So what can we do now??
1) Store Bottled water and dry food
2) candles matches and firewood
3) Guns, but please do it safely and wait for the universal background check or you might use it to commit suicide
4) Go in your basement if you have one and hide under a strong table
5) garlic to hold off the vampires
6) A floatation device in case the tidal wave floods your basement.
7) If you have a car with gas flee Maryland, DC and Northern Va right now, as Sequester will hit that area the hardest.
Good luck and good bless, I have loved you all even the ones who cursed me. By the way, why don't you last group stay behind?
How all the water turning to blood, frogs raining down from the skies, and incurable boils on your skin? Oh, and swarms of flesh eating locusts too btw.
How about all the water turning to blood, frogs raining down from the skies, and incurable boils on your skin? Oh, and swarms of flesh eating locusts too btw.
No wonder all you get for Christmas is underwear.:)
Female sequestration should be outlawed
Well played, GeronL!
scene: Batman and Robin tied to stakes, giant eel-like Sequesters moving toward them.....
NARRATOR:
Is Obama the mad Sequester Requester?
or are the Republicans in on it too?
Tune in next week on the same sequested time and channel
Laugh it up Tea party extremists.
Santa's one day a week furlough means the children's presents could get under their tree late.
You think that's funny? Those poor kids running down stairs Christmas morning to find nothing, till two mornings later?
Grinch!
News alert: “Sequester the No-Lesser must be kept away from your kids piggy banks at all times....”
if you consider a $40k 1936 custom Chevy hot rod underware that was my Christmas present last year, so be it!
Stole it!
(because it’s easier to ask forgiveness than for permission)
Sequester means no ex-lax and everyone will be bloated until their insides explode with BRD!
I have to repost because there is no FReeper named ‘sequester’ (not YET)
Ping for later amusement
If I had known then what I know now, I'd be a Sgt Major in the Legion Estranger. Music isn't much different, the settings are a little rougher. But the battles are more fair and you just live or die, without giving a house to a person that hates you.
/johnny
Poor Gabby won’t get that sequestered gown and slippers she wanted!
Am I too late? I forgot to get CAT LITTER!!!
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