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Oscar Pistorious Jokes (and so it starts.....)
eMail | 2/25/2013

Posted on 02/25/2013 12:19:44 PM PST by llevrok

Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Absolutely shocking news from South Africa ... White man arrested for murder.

Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

Oscar pistorius's legal defense- he hasn't got a leg to stand on.

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints.

It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend ... He said he couldn't see two feet in front of him.

Shame about Oscar Pistorius ... the man had the world at his knees.

Trying to surprise your partner on Valentines day ... Worth a shot.

Oscar Pistorius, bringing a whole new meaning to 'taking your girlfriend out on Valentines day'.

Newspaper headline: Unarmed girlfriend shot dead by unlegged boyfriend

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It"

New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case. Police found a cricket bat covered in blood on the scene! And a pair of stumps...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: oscarpistorius; pistorius

1 posted on 02/25/2013 12:19:51 PM PST by llevrok
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To: llevrok

Authorities are going to release Pistorius on bail provided he wear an ankle monitor.

Oh Wait....


2 posted on 02/25/2013 12:22:44 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: llevrok
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't sneak up on
Oscar Pistorius.
3 posted on 02/25/2013 12:22:57 PM PST by wideawake
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To: llevrok

"AHA!"


4 posted on 02/25/2013 12:25:08 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (What word begins with "O" and ends in economic collapse?)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Authorities are going to release Pistorius on bail provided he wear an ankle monitor.

Does he have to remove his legs before going through the metal detectors?

5 posted on 02/25/2013 12:25:24 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: llevrok

That’s horrible. But I LMAO’ed anyway.


6 posted on 02/25/2013 12:26:12 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: llevrok

I hope he doesn’t walk.


7 posted on 02/25/2013 12:29:05 PM PST by hawkeye101 (Well done is better than well said.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Authorities are going to release Pistorius on bail provided he wear an ankle monitor.

Oh Wait....

ROFLMAO! That is too much...

8 posted on 02/25/2013 12:29:05 PM PST by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them)
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To: llevrok

Let’s see, it’s not that they are below the belt, but that they all refer to legs! How original, how creative!


9 posted on 02/25/2013 12:30:06 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

LOL!


10 posted on 02/25/2013 12:35:12 PM PST by sauropod (I will not comply)
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To: llevrok
But, will he be able to "Take the Stand" in his own defense?

Might as well... no chance he'll put his foot in his mouth!

11 posted on 02/25/2013 12:42:31 PM PST by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them)
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To: SomeCallMeTim

Four Shots through a door: When Hallmark REALLY misses the mark!


12 posted on 02/25/2013 12:43:38 PM PST by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them)
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To: llevrok

You’ll be here thru Thursday night, right? How’s the buffet?


13 posted on 02/25/2013 12:48:56 PM PST by bigfootbob
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To: llevrok

The defense doesn’t have a leg to stand on


14 posted on 02/25/2013 12:55:45 PM PST by clamper1797 (De-throne King Obozo)
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To: llevrok

If the shoe doesn’t fit, ya gotta acquit.


15 posted on 02/25/2013 2:19:30 PM PST by ex-snook (God is Love)
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To: ex-snook

BOOKbump


16 posted on 02/25/2013 2:57:03 PM PST by S.O.S121.500 (Half black,-,half white.........A SKUNK?........................ENFORCE THE BILL OF RIGHTS.)
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To: SomeCallMeTim

There has been much debate as to how jail might alter Pistorious’ life.

For one thing, he will not be able to have his Footman with him in jail.

(I know, I know, too much Downton Abbey)


17 posted on 02/25/2013 3:16:03 PM PST by Delta Dawn
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To: ex-snook

LOL. I mean...they’re all “good”...but THAT right there is funny!


18 posted on 02/25/2013 3:19:42 PM PST by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: ex-snook

The judge let him make bail, as long as he is a good boy and toes the line....


19 posted on 02/25/2013 5:29:24 PM PST by llevrok (Keep your arms out. ItÂ’ll make it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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