Posted on 02/17/2013 10:03:52 AM PST by nickcarraway
Possible outcomes after the fact;
“Afterwards police discovered the man was just an unstable homosexual, so they released him to his boyfriend and all charges were dropped.”
Or:
“They discovered the man had ingested enough bathsalts to become a bathsalt zombie, curiously minus the shouts of “I’ma eat you” or siilar noises.”
We need to ban Starbucks. Clearly the mere existence of Starbucks caused this violent behavior. So, lets see if the liberals go on a crusade for Starbucks control, similar to the crusades for gun control.
Am I allowed to use the word “crusade”, or is that word banned so that we don’t offend Muslims???
Surely a Niner fan that just can’t get over it.
Your saying, “Typical behavior” is not true. With that attitude, you'll be blaming coffee drinkers for mass murder.
I am an atypical coffee drinker in that I drink 4-5 cups every morning, drink non-decaffinated tea during the day and that regular hot tea has a slug of caffeine in it, and usually have a cup of coffee in the evening or two-three more cups of hot tea. The tea I drink is from England and that is full bodied tea.
Scientific studies show coffee helps prevent Alzheimer's disease and regular white tea has a high number of antioxidants which is important to prevent cancer - coffee and tea are good things.
I've never heard of a case of murder by coffee. Don't bother writing back to me because your premise is so wrong, you should already know it.
Strongly suspect nick was just being silly.
Well, Marcella, perhaps your coffee and tea consumption has robbed you of a sense of humor.
>>I’ve never heard of a case of murder by coffee. <<
They have never found that college roommate of mine who asked me a question before my first coffee.
Just sayin’...
Against a charge of murder by coffee you would at least have some good grounds on which to present your defense!
If that’s a Red Dwarf Ping list, would you add me?
That plce would have to franchise all over SF, it’d be too crowded
>>Surely a Niner fan that just cant get over it.<<
“BLOWN CALL!” (Think “LACES OUT!”)
;)
Nonsense. Rohnert Park is 50 miles from San Francisco. It's beyond the burbs. It's just local nuttiness endemic to Northern California. San Francisco is leaps and bounds nuttier than that, believe me.
>>Against a charge of murder by coffee you would at least have some good grounds on which to present your defense!<<
God knows one would be in hot water!
I’m sure if you took a survey almost 100% of murderers have imbibed coffee at some point in their life. Caffeine is a gateway drug.
The Red Dwarf ping list doesn't get used much these days, but when it does you will be called to come hither...
(If your horse were a Shetland, would your screen name be Rides_A_Red_Dwarf_Horse?)
QUEEN When mah lace 'ankerchief, flutters onto ze ground, ze chall-onge shall commence!
LISTER I just lurve that accent... rrrrrrarrr!
KRYTEN If I were you, Mr. Galahad, sir, I'd concentrate on memorising your cheats book.(Dramatic music plays over the sounds of the crowd. A cheer goes up as the Queen lets her handkerchief drop, and the two combatants square, lower their visors, raise lances, and charge)
LISTER Cheat one: codeword 'steedcheat' Haa!
(As they charge, the knight's horse suddenly transforms into a miniature Shetland pony...)
Hitler lost after Germany couldn't get coffee imports and had to resort to roasting acorns to make "ersatz coffee".
Just sayin'...
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