[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

If that’s a Red Dwarf Ping list, would you add me?

[null and void]

It is indeed a Red Dwarf ping list, you have indeed been added.

The Red Dwarf ping list doesn't get used much these days, but when it does you will be called to come hither...

(If your horse were a Shetland, would your screen name be Rides_A_Red_Dwarf_Horse?)

QUEEN When mah lace 'ankerchief, flutters onto ze ground, ze chall-onge shall commence!
LISTER I just lurve that accent... rrrrrrarrr!
KRYTEN If I were you, Mr. Galahad, sir, I'd concentrate on memorising your cheats book.

(Dramatic music plays over the sounds of the crowd. A cheer goes up as the Queen lets her handkerchief drop, and the two combatants square, lower their visors, raise lances, and charge)

LISTER Cheat one: codeword 'steedcheat' Haa!

(As they charge, the knight's horse suddenly transforms into a miniature Shetland pony...)