The Red Dwarf ping list doesn't get used much these days, but when it does you will be called to come hither...
(If your horse were a Shetland, would your screen name be Rides_A_Red_Dwarf_Horse?)
QUEEN When mah lace 'ankerchief, flutters onto ze ground, ze chall-onge shall commence!
LISTER I just lurve that accent... rrrrrrarrr!
KRYTEN If I were you, Mr. Galahad, sir, I'd concentrate on memorising your cheats book.(Dramatic music plays over the sounds of the crowd. A cheer goes up as the Queen lets her handkerchief drop, and the two combatants square, lower their visors, raise lances, and charge)
LISTER Cheat one: codeword 'steedcheat' Haa!
(As they charge, the knight's horse suddenly transforms into a miniature Shetland pony...)
This is not the first time I have heard about “Red Dwarf.”
What is it?
I am asking on the thread b/c a) we have exhausted the OP and b) I am probably not alone in this question.