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Man allegedly steals $1,500 in adult toys from Chehalis [WA] sex shop
KOMO News ^
| 2/12/13
| Michael Harthorne
Posted on 02/12/2013 6:21:38 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
CHEHALIS, Wash. -- Perhaps too ashamed to to come in during regular business hours, a masked man allegedly broke into a Chehalis adult gift shop last week, making off with more than $1,500 in sex toys.
Surveillance footage shows the man attempting to ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store in the 800 block of West Main Street shortly before 7:30 a.m. Feb. 7.
That plan failed, and the man ended up simply breaking a window to get into the shop, according to the Chehalis Police Department.
He proceeded to steal a sack full of sex toys before escaping, according to police.
Officers responded to the shop's alarm but were unable to find the man.
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl; washington; washingtonstate
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To: Slings and Arrows
I’d hate to think of what’s in a sex shop’s bargain bin.Pretty to Look At
Pretty to hold.
If you use it
It's marked sold.
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posted on
02/12/2013 8:29:38 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“I’d hate to think of what’s in a sex shop’s bargain bin.”
Hillary masks.
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posted on
02/12/2013 8:50:30 PM PST
by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“I’d hate to think of what’s in a sex shop’s bargain bin.”
1950s Playboys, marked Hef off.
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posted on
02/12/2013 8:52:00 PM PST
by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: Chad N. Freud
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posted on
02/12/2013 8:53:18 PM PST
by
MHGinTN
(Being deceived can be cured.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Another tale of cops ‘n’ rubbers.
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posted on
02/12/2013 8:55:25 PM PST
by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"I’d hate to think of what’s in a sex shop’s bargain bin." That's not half as disturbing as what you might find in the returned merchandise...
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posted on
02/12/2013 8:59:12 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: generally
"Police are looking for a hardened criminal." No matter what they charge him with, I'm guessing he'll get off...
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posted on
02/12/2013 9:00:20 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Surveillance footage shows the man attempting to ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store”
... and police are on the lookout for an erotic operator.
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posted on
02/12/2013 9:00:58 PM PST
by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: Chad N. Freud
OK, that’s worth a rim...shot.
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posted on
02/12/2013 9:57:49 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Joe 6-pack
I hope like h*ll that all sales are final.
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posted on
02/12/2013 9:58:53 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
02/12/2013 11:54:32 PM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: Slings and Arrows
Valentine’s Day gifts for his girlfriends???
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posted on
02/13/2013 12:03:01 AM PST
by
Bob
To: muir_redwoods
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posted on
02/13/2013 12:14:02 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Bob
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posted on
02/13/2013 12:15:46 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Did he get any ...
They're hard to find. :(
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posted on
02/13/2013 12:30:46 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
To: Chad N. Freud
Q: How on earth would they torture a confession out of a BDSM masochist?LOL. I was thinking there's a "partner" out there tied to bed and the guy forgot the one thing he/she wanted and so took the shotgun approach and grabbed it all.
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posted on
02/13/2013 3:24:43 AM PST
by
raybbr
(People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Ok, humor me, someone. I’m not going to any other website, but WHAT would run up to $1,500 in value from one of these place?!?
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posted on
02/13/2013 3:46:56 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Slings and Arrows
ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store in
Let's pretend the guy gets away with the toys, what's it going to cost him to repair the front end of his truck?
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posted on
02/13/2013 3:56:24 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(Jab her with a harpoon or just throw her from the train......)
To: Slings and Arrows
Note to the perp, “When you just can't wait until your favorite sex shop opens for business, Time to cut down your Viagra dosage.
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posted on
02/13/2013 4:32:07 AM PST
by
SledgeCS
(Democrat/Liberal/Progressive/Socialist = Gun Control Nazi)
To: Slings and Arrows; All
Thank you very much for posting, and for your gracious mention :-)
Surveillance footage shows the man attempting to ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store
He was doing it wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXh1tW16V-8
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posted on
02/13/2013 6:11:58 AM PST
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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