Yet another good reason to go "hands free".
1 posted on
02/08/2013 7:11:40 PM PST by
llevrok
To: llevrok
Gives “butt dialing” a whole new ring.
To: llevrok
Never ceased to be amazed at how seemingly ‘easily’ these guys stuff things up their tails. One might think it’s a highly trafficed area...
Read one a year back about a dude with a 38 ‘smuggled’ in.
Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?
To: llevrok
Was his ringtone SEND IN THE CLOWNS?
5 posted on
02/08/2013 7:20:17 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: llevrok
Well, he wasn’t going to put the phone on vibrate when he shoved it up his rear end. If you do that in prison, you might as well put on make-up and start giving Bubba your fruit cups.
6 posted on
02/08/2013 7:21:02 PM PST by
Boogieman
To: llevrok
He should have had it in silent mode :)
To: llevrok
“Blaaaaap!”
“Sorry kids, someone must be calling me on my cell phone.”
8 posted on
02/08/2013 7:22:40 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: llevrok
I can’t help but think that if he only had a ringtone that sounded like flatulence, then he might not have gotten caught.
To: llevrok; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
One ringadingie, two ringadingies, three ringadingies...
10 posted on
02/08/2013 7:24:01 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: llevrok
Ringtones coming out the wazoo?
I guess it comes in handy for those who talk out of their butts.
13 posted on
02/08/2013 7:27:47 PM PST by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: llevrok
In California, he would have had his Obamaphone set on VIBRATE
To: llevrok
To: llevrok
To: llevrok
was it a tune from, “Air Supply”?
27 posted on
02/08/2013 8:56:48 PM PST by
23 Everest
(When seconds count. The police are just 23 minutes away. 831 Bonnie)
To: llevrok
28 posted on
02/08/2013 9:04:22 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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