[Norm Lenhart]

Never ceased to be amazed at how seemingly ‘easily’ these guys stuff things up their tails. One might think it’s a highly trafficed area...

Read one a year back about a dude with a 38 ‘smuggled’ in.

Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?

[Dacus943]

"Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?"

I suspect his cell mate helped him with that issue...

[CrazyIvan]

“How does one get a pistol up his arse?”

Shoot at Chuck Norris and miss?

[bigheadfred]

Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?

That was that black trans sexual. All it had to do was get it half way in. The other part hanging ....

And who in their right mind would touch that?

[llevrok]

Never ceased to be amazed at how seemingly ‘easily’ these guys stuff things up their tails

My dad was a doctor. When he started out (c.1951) he became the police doc in order to bring money in as he built his regular practice.

The stories he used to tell about things he "extracted" from guys being booked into the city jail would make your hair stand on end.

[null and void]

Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?

There's a reason they refer to time in stir as a "stretch"...

[West Texas Chuck]

"Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?"

Practice-Practice-Practice

[Boogieman]

One piece at a time!