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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 02/08/2013 4:57:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Yeh....not feeling well today guys, so have at it with some random silliness.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sick; silliness
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Black Biscuit
To: Lucky9teen
Present. but I’m not voting.
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:01:15 AM PST
by
Focault's Pendulum
(I live in NJ....I want a bailout!!!)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:04:55 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:05:21 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:06:21 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: RandallFlagg; randita; Random_User_250; rarestia; Rastus; RDTF; reagan_fanatic; Reaganesque; ...
Well, that didn’t work
PING
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:08:01 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: RandallFlagg; randita; Random_User_250; rarestia; Rastus; RDTF; reagan_fanatic; Reaganesque; ...
Well, that didn’t work
PING
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:08:49 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
"OK folks, let's give a big hand to a new band performing for the first time this morning ... Khaki Oatmeal!!!"
Yep, it's going to be one of those days. The self-move biz is going to be slow in NoVA this weekend.
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:09:09 AM PST
by
AF_Blue
("America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad ass speed." - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:17:02 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:18:04 AM PST
by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:18:20 AM PST
by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Rummyfan
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:20:52 AM PST
by
DooDahhhh
(ma)
To: All
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:21:20 AM PST
by
KevinDavis
(And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.)
To: Lucky9teen
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — pancakes, ice cream, candy - just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. “Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked. Not really, PaPa, it was boring.
We didn’t see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse’s ass, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!” We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn’t have any fun.
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:23:26 AM PST
by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Lucky9teen
I’m some where in the to ten to top 25, it is going to be a good day!
Now it just needs to start snowing harder so I can go home and start my 3 day weekend! :-P
For those in the path of the blizzard and emergency responders in those areas,, stay safe!
I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:26:10 AM PST
by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Lucky9teen
Blue and the
Cheese and Peanut butter crackers!
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:29:20 AM PST
by
freebird5850
(The only good thing about Barry getting re-elected is now we get to see him fall from a higher place)
To: Lucky9teen
I suppose that’s your story and you’re stickin’ TO it ... eh ?
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:31:46 AM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: Lucky9teen
"Put your hands together, and give it up for....RED COFFEE!!!"
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:35:50 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: knarf
A man's daughter came and asked him, "Daddy, how did I get my name?"
Her father answered, "Well, when you were first born, a little daisy petal landed on your head. Your mother and I thought that was a good omen so we named you Daisy."
Daisy ran off to play. A little while later his other daughter came in and asked, "Daddy, how did I get my name?"
Her father answered, "Well, when you were first born, a little rose petal landed on your head. Your mother and I thought that was a good omen so we named you Rose?"
Rose ran off to play. A little while later, the man's son came in. The father said, "What is it, Trojan?"
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posted on
02/08/2013 5:38:52 AM PST
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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