[knarf]

I suppose that’s your story and you’re stickin’ TO it ... eh ?

[ArGee]

A man's daughter came and asked him, "Daddy, how did I get my name?"

Her father answered, "Well, when you were first born, a little daisy petal landed on your head. Your mother and I thought that was a good omen so we named you Daisy."

Daisy ran off to play. A little while later his other daughter came in and asked, "Daddy, how did I get my name?"

Her father answered, "Well, when you were first born, a little rose petal landed on your head. Your mother and I thought that was a good omen so we named you Rose?"

Rose ran off to play. A little while later, the man's son came in. The father said, "What is it, Trojan?"