Black Biscuit
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To: Lucky9teen
Present. but I’m not voting.
2 posted on
02/08/2013 5:01:15 AM PST by
Focault's Pendulum
(I live in NJ....I want a bailout!!!)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
3 posted on
02/08/2013 5:04:55 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
4 posted on
02/08/2013 5:05:21 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
5 posted on
02/08/2013 5:06:21 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
"OK folks, let's give a big hand to a new band performing for the first time this morning ... Khaki Oatmeal!!!"
Yep, it's going to be one of those days. The self-move biz is going to be slow in NoVA this weekend.
8 posted on
02/08/2013 5:09:09 AM PST by
AF_Blue
("America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad ass speed." - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936)
To: Lucky9teen
10 posted on
02/08/2013 5:18:04 AM PST by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Lucky9teen
11 posted on
02/08/2013 5:18:20 AM PST by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Lucky9teen
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — pancakes, ice cream, candy - just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. “Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked. Not really, PaPa, it was boring.
We didn’t see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse’s ass, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!” We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn’t have any fun.
14 posted on
02/08/2013 5:23:26 AM PST by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Lucky9teen
I’m some where in the to ten to top 25, it is going to be a good day!
Now it just needs to start snowing harder so I can go home and start my 3 day weekend! :-P
For those in the path of the blizzard and emergency responders in those areas,, stay safe!
I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
16 posted on
02/08/2013 5:26:10 AM PST by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Lucky9teen
Blue and the
Cheese and Peanut butter crackers!
17 posted on
02/08/2013 5:29:20 AM PST by
freebird5850
(The only good thing about Barry getting re-elected is now we get to see him fall from a higher place)
To: Lucky9teen
"Put your hands together, and give it up for....RED COFFEE!!!"
19 posted on
02/08/2013 5:35:50 AM PST by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Lucky9teen
My brand name is:
BLUE WINGS!
Bow down lesser brands!
21 posted on
02/08/2013 5:41:44 AM PST by
CSM
(Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: Lucky9teen
Melissa goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.
The Obit Editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.
She pauses, reflects, and then she says,
“Well then, let it read “Paul Dyer died.”
Amused at Melissa’s thriftiness, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.
She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, “Paul Dyer died.... GOLF CLUBS FOR SALE.”
22 posted on
02/08/2013 5:42:12 AM PST by
Arrowhead1952
(Dims are stupid, period. End of conversation.)
To: Lucky9teen
27 posted on
02/08/2013 5:49:39 AM PST by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Lucky9teen
28 posted on
02/08/2013 5:50:38 AM PST by
BlueLancer
("Oh, man, that's a lot of Indians!" [LTC George A. Custer, 1876, near the Little Bighorn Valley])
To: Lucky9teen
Plaid Quesadilla - mostly we sing covers of Casting Crowns.
31 posted on
02/08/2013 6:15:09 AM PST by
RoadGumby
(This is not where I belong, Take this world and give me Jesus.)
To: Lucky9teen
Green Porkchop rockin’ the Una Hausen An Graten.
32 posted on
02/08/2013 6:22:16 AM PST by
jag.drafting
(I don't know...)
To: Lucky9teen
Blue Nut & Honey Crunch...
Could be worse. I guess.
34 posted on
02/08/2013 6:23:47 AM PST by
IYAS9YAS
(Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
To: Lucky9teen
35 posted on
02/08/2013 6:30:18 AM PST by
ken5050
("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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