PETA: Naked chicken corpses aren't sexy

The Weekly Times ^ | 02/07/2013

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ANIMAL welfare extremists want to ban the display of naked chickens in supermarkets.

They also protest against pictures of raw chickens in ads, The Weekly Times reports.

The American founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, president Ingrid Newkirk, criticised a newspaper for running a picture of a raw chicken.

"We don't want to see any chickens on display, but instead want them to live natural, happy lives with their families.

"Sexily displaying the corpse of a chicken who has been bred to grow so big, so quickly, that many collapse under their own weight, is just additionally offensive."

Other supporters expressed disgust at the sight of plucked chickens in supermarkets.

A PETA spokesman said the organisation wants everyone to go vegan.

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We all know liberalism is a mental disorder. But how messed up in the head does one have to be when they see naked chickens as sexy?

Ahhhh, PETA. Gotta love ‘em.

[Fresh Wind]

Neither are PETA members.

[cripplecreek]

We don't want to see any chickens on display, but instead want them to live natural, happy lives with their families.

Some moron doesn't have a clue about "chicken families". Chickens are brutal.

[Puppage]

Naked chicken corpses aren't sexy

But they ARE tasty.

[DManA]

Seeing a succulent chicken has never given me a hard on.

chicken corpses aren't sexy,

[DManA]

Some farmers put “glasses” on them to keep them from pecking each others’ eyes out.

[Uncle Miltie]

What about Lady Gaga’s meat dress?

Did PETA protest that?

[GeronL]

These people are literally insane whack-jobs

[KosmicKitty]

I don't know about that

[onedoug]

...at the sight of plucked chickens in supermarkets.

Oh, my!

[V_TWIN]

“Sexily displaying the corpse of a chicken who has been bred to grow so big, so quickly, that many collapse under their own weight, is just additionally offensive.”

I’m not even sure I know what that is supposed to mean..........

[Leo Carpathian]

New regulation coming soon:
Nakid chickin can be displayed only with swim suits on!

[count-your-change]

“Naked chicken corpses aren’t sexy”

Is there a Victoria’s Secret for chickens? Maybe “Chicken With a Little Dressing”? “Chicken With Lots of Skin Showing”? Oh My!

[fattigermaster]

Ergo, living feathered chickens make PETA members horny...

Some sick motherpluckers I’ll tell you.

[Chickensoup]

Dear PETA,

I realize you haven’t had a date in 17 years.

However, however I don’t need or want a date with a chicken. I want to consume it, cooked with other tasty food.

Chickensoup

[Mich Patriot]

A THREESOME! Nice breasts, finger-lickin’ good, etc. I’d hit ‘em and give the leftovers to Laz.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

And don’t forget about those succulent thighs...

[Mich Patriot]

[DManA]

Hey! Quit playing with your food.