Posted on 01/19/2013 2:00:30 PM PST by Doc Savage
In a startling follow-up to his spate of new gun laws which were passed last week, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo today announced his new 'Gun-Snitch' program in which both adults and children will have a chance to turn in the name or names of potentially violent gun criminals for money.
Cuomo announced a new 1-800 number (1-800-RAT-CALL) which you can call 24/7 to provide the New York State Police with the name and address of any person you know has a gun. Children are encouraged to call and accuse their parents as well as other family members and friends. For each gun confiscated the tipster will receive a $100 EBT card personally signed by Governor Cuomo.
Cuomo additionally announced that if it is verified by their arrest that the gun owner is an NRA member or a self-admitted member of the Tea Party the reward will be doubled.
The head of the New York State Police says that massive swat teams are now being mobilized throughout the state to immediately follow-up on each and every name. He stated that only legally-owned guns of law-abiding citizens will be confiscated. The state police will not be collecting guns from known criminals or those arrested for committing crimes with unlicensed guns. When asked why, he stated that criminals need guns to commit their crimes thereby creating jobs for law enforcement.
Cuomo also announced a special state commission to set up a similar program for liberals and Democrats to turn in known Conservatives as enemies of the state. A similar bounty program would be set up to induce citizens to identify and rid the state of this criminal political element.
Guns are so difficult to get in NYC legally and penalties are so harsh for illegal gun-owning that professional criminals are the principal illegal gun-owners there. This is why no such program will be implemented - over 90% of the illegal gun owners arrested would be black or Hispanic, and that would be racist.
Breaking News - Mali and Sasha turn in their secret Service Detail for carrying a gun.
Now demand all secret service detail to carry a slingshot instead.
Oh wait a pink Hello Kitty Bubble Gun Has just been banned from school.
sarcasm just one of the many services I deliver.
Seemed real until the end of the 2nd paragraph where it became more and more obvious that it was satire. But Hey- Expects parts of this to be implemented soon.
Either that....or....
Hey MOM! The Doc just grabbed my privates!”
LOL
A big fat Satire in the heading would help some people who read this obvious BS post. This type of thing(posting BS without informing us that it is not true) doesn’t help those who don’t recognize satire, or outright lies, when they see it.
Some day we may need to use sites like this to help get the word out, that is before the bastards pull the switch on the Internet, so time may be critical.
Paging Attorney General Sanderson, please pick up the FIST line...
This power grab is not dying down, it is excellerating.
Good Job!!!!
In one of my more tiresomely repetitive posts, I've said over and over again:
If 0bama was to shotgun murder a group of praying nuns at high noon on on the White House lawn in front of every TV camera in America, high on tequila and cocaine, you'd never hear about it.
Think Fast and Furious here. It's nearly the same thing, only not as blatant as my example.
If this works, maybe they can start a similar program to snitch on gangsters, burglars, dope dealers, gang bangers, and “coyotes”.
First, at what age is the parent not allowed to stay in the room with the doc and the kid?
If that line is busy, snitches can call: 1-800-JAC-KASS, 1-800-ASS-HOLE, or 1-800-SCU-MBAG.
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