American Idol 2013--Live Thread

americanidol.com ^ | January 16, 2013

[Miss Didi]

Hello to Jonny and the gang!!! So far I like the “Break it to me gently” touch. :)

[silent_jonny]

Blueberry girl is good.

[Miss Didi]

Miss NJ is awful...they are already discussing her album???

[RummyChick]

So STAGED that Randy asked for a second song.

Like he didn’t know Super Bass was coming.

[silent_jonny]

Wow again for Blueberry girl. I don’t even know what “Superbass” is but that was impressive.

[MagUSNRET]

SO let me get this straight....if you babble like an idiot, dress like a whore, and wear your hair like an electrocuted troll doll...YOU TOO can make it in the music industry? (there arent enough drugs in the world, to make me buy that horsechit!)

[freedumb2003]

Maynard G Krebs could do fast syncopated speaking.

So can any 10 year old.

[twin2]

Sorry, been yacking on the phone with twin1...I think we will have a lot of wig comments this season.

[silent_jonny]

LOL—they’ve been at it for 20 minutes and Randy breaks for lunch.

[RummyChick]

“electrocuted troll doll”

LOLOL

and there we have the description of one of the Judges

[freedumb2003]

>>SO let me get this straight....if you babble like an idiot, dress like a whore, and wear your hair like an electrocuted troll doll...YOU TOO can make it in the music industry? <<

That’s how *I* made it...

Oh and some other stuff the confidentiality agreement doesn’t let me discuss...

[silent_jonny]

OK, what is the over/under on how many minutes wer are into the show, before the first unwed mother or equally pathetic sob story?

Now that you mention it, I don't think they've had any baby mamas yet. And we're 90 minutes into the show. That must be some sort of record, lol

[Shelayne]

Well, in that case-my darling husband IS the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!

*pfffffffffffffft*

[MagUSNRET]

It was those plastic pelvic thrusts that helped you make it to the top (so to speak)

[freedumb2003]

>>Now that you mention it, I don’t think they’ve had any baby mamas yet. And we’re 90 minutes into the show. That must be some sort of record, lol<<

Good point. And only 2 sob stories.

[freedumb2003]

>>It was those plastic pelvic thrusts that helped you make it to the top (so to speak)<<

The squeaking is the secret...

[silent_jonny]

I think Chang is the guy I talk to whenever I call customer service.

[MagUSNRET]

Next up...Anorexic Oriental Fairy

[MagUSNRET]

And he is singing “FAN TAN OB DA OPLA”

[silent_jonny]

Chang—That was like a sound effect from a Tarzan movie.