Hillary Clinton diagnosed with brain cancer [from National Enquirer]

YourJewishNews.com ^ | December 27, 2012 | Shifra Unger

[BreakingWorldNewsToday]

After the fall and concussion of Hillary Clinton, rumors are circulating that she was diagnosed with brain cancer, according to press reports.

Government officials however, have vehemently denied claims that Hillary Clinton is undergoing exhaustive testing for brain cancer.

The National Enquirer reported that the secretary of state is suffering from the debilitating disease which was behind the recent collapse of Clinton and that she is facing a battery of medical tests to confirm the diagnosis.

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[grobdriver]

Ah yes - a rare form of the cancer that targets memory cells and leaves the brain otherwise intact.
Total amnesia ensues. Old memories are gone, but new memories can be made.
Yep - that's the ticket.

[PGR88]

Its an unfortunate commentary on the state of the US MSM, when real news about Democrat bigwigs like Gary Hart, John Edwards, Al Gore and now Hillary Clinton must come through the National Enquirer.

[Servant of the Cross]

National Enquirer Breaks John Edwards Love Child Story

[RIghtwardHo]

I am rapidly tiring of conspiracy theories masquerading as news or even reasonable thought.

[muir_redwoods]

Brain cancer? She runs about the same risk of prostate cancer.

[skeeter]

Hillary expired from massive ethical hemorrhaging years ago.

[GraceG]

Put some ice on it...

[RetiredArmy]

It is Bill that has the brain cell problem. He could not even remember having sex with Mon-nee-ka.

[albie]

Oh my! Are you saying she has prostate cancer too?

[Gaffer]

Brought to you by the people who, IIRC, brought us the FIRST news that Edwards was porking some bimbo on the side during his presidential run....further, IIRC, the mainstream media sat on this just like JFK’s philandering and FDR’s polio debilitation

[McGruff]

YourFistPost?

[SMARTY]

She needs to get rid of that enormous hemorrhoid she has?

;)

[svcw]

If this is true, I would not wish this cancer on anyone.
Personally, the plane crash idea seems more plausible.

[Praxeologue]

Brain cancer incidence for white women is 5.9 per 100,000 per year.

[deport]

YourFistPost?

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And “it” made it a quality one..... lol.

[DainBramage]

I see it more as

"Cancer cells diagnosed with Hillary....begs for radiation!"

[WilliamofCarmichael]

Dizzy Dean got beaned and knocked unconscious by taking a throw to his head to break up a second-to-first double play.. (1934 World Series I think). Anxious St. Louis fans worried through the night. The next day.. good news!

"X-RAY OF DEAN'S HEAD REVEALS NOTHING" - Newspaper Headline

We'll all be happy to learn that the same is true of our Sec. of State.

[COBOL2Java]

If this is true, I would not wish this cancer on anyone.

I agree. When I was a young man I was a special ed assistant and worked with a child with a cancerous brain tumor. It was a heart-wrenching experience. I helped him to the end, and went to his funeral; he was 13.

[treetopsandroofs]

This thread should be pulled, because the one talking about her “accident” was, too.

Right?