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The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool (BARF ALERT)
Aspen Times ^
| Dec. 28, 2012
| Todd Hartley
Posted on 12/30/2012 8:59:46 AM PST by FLAMING DEATH
..."So, since I'm not particularly concerned about the National Rifle Association ruining my political career, I'll be the one to say it: If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it's because you have a small penis."...
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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; banglist; guncontrol; secondamendment
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To: Crcl1
[never has to worry about the possibility of being confronted by an Assault Vagina]
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posted on
12/30/2012 9:39:41 AM PST
by
Salamander
(I wear my sunglasses at night.)
To: KC_Lion
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posted on
12/30/2012 9:43:24 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: FLAMING DEATH
Well, I just bought a subcompact Glock 26, and Mrs. Yo has a smile on her face...
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posted on
12/30/2012 9:43:53 AM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Joe 6-pack; Smokin' Joe
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about the Pitaphobics.
In the spirit of Toad’s psycho-analysis, may I just say
I’ve got an assault vagina and I’m not afraid to use it!!!
[he really should not have included a ‘comments’ section...he’s being ripped to bits]
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posted on
12/30/2012 9:45:54 AM PST
by
Salamander
(I wear my sunglasses at night.)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
12/30/2012 9:46:49 AM PST
by
Salamander
(I wear my sunglasses at night.)
To: Salamander
He’s not particularly attractive, but it’s his mind that’s truly vile.
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posted on
12/30/2012 9:48:05 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Smokin' Joe; All
When liberals do not have facts or reason, they make personal attacks.
Funny how women tend to find men with weapons attractive, though.
Almost as if throughout history, a man with weapons was the only thing keeping women alive.
To: Smokin' Joe; shibumi
"I can get hotter chicks than Toad can" ping
[kiss the skull, baby!] LOL
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posted on
12/30/2012 9:53:23 AM PST
by
Salamander
(I wear my sunglasses at night.)
To: trisham
His mind?
Did you find it?
I’m sure he’d like it back.
:)
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posted on
12/30/2012 9:55:27 AM PST
by
Salamander
(I wear my sunglasses at night.)
To: FLAMING DEATH
From this I infer that Mr. Hartley has done thorough research on mens genitalia. I’m guessing it was a labor of love for him.
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posted on
12/30/2012 9:55:41 AM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: marktwain; Joe 6-pack; shibumi
Seriously Freudian
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posted on
12/30/2012 10:00:03 AM PST
by
Salamander
(I wear my sunglasses at night.)
To: Salamander
His mind? Did you find it?******************************
It may take a while-I had to fetch the magnifying glass. :)
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posted on
12/30/2012 10:02:21 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: trisham
It’s probably hiding under his penis.
/rimshot
;]
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posted on
12/30/2012 10:04:50 AM PST
by
Salamander
(I wear my sunglasses at night.)
To: FLAMING DEATH
It’s not the size of the weapon, it’s the skill with which you use it.
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posted on
12/30/2012 10:14:51 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(Jab her with a harpoon.....)
To: Salamander
We have no evidence that either exists. In fact, we have some evidence to the contrary.
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posted on
12/30/2012 10:17:42 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: FLAMING DEATH
said the man with NO penis... prolly 1/2 through his sex change
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posted on
12/30/2012 10:23:12 AM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Salamander
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posted on
12/30/2012 10:23:35 AM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
To: FLAMING DEATH
Yo Todd:
Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." General Introduction to Psychoanalysis. (1920)
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posted on
12/30/2012 10:32:34 AM PST
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
To: FLAMING DEATH
THAT’S why I see all the women at the range toting 50 caliber rifles these days!!! They have NO penis!
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posted on
12/30/2012 10:37:35 AM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: FLAMING DEATH
So the article writer is a fa**ot focused on d**k. They may have asked him for an editorial contribution on the subject of guns, but the gay translator between his ears apparently turns every subject into d**k.
When he sat down to write, the vaseline probably made him slide right off his chair. “Aspen Times”. Why am I not surprised.
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