PREPARING FOR POST OBAMA ELECTION

Self | 11-08-2012 | Paratrooper82

[paratrooper82]

Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:

[Tenacious 1]

We have more than 500 acres of land with all the wood we will ever need and our drive way is exactly one mile to our house. We raise fish, our own ducks for eggs (free range), and there are plenty of wild life for additional food if and when needed.

You left that out initially. Now your case is more plausible.

Where is this land of yours? ;o)

[PA Engineer]

I just did quick price check. That’s also about $150,000 worth of firewood. We know he didn’t do it himself because the man hours would be off the charts.

Around here it is about $150 per cord (hardwood). Depends where in the country I guess you are. I'm sure the firewood would command a much higher price in urban areas.

I am recovering from an injury and surgery right now, but normally I cut my own. It usually takes me a weekend to drop, cut, haul, split and stack a cord (all manual). That would be a lot of work. Then again I need a wife like his to do all of those things. ;-)

[paratrooper82]

Without being specific for security reasons, it is near the Canadian border.

Sorry, I can’t be more specific.

[Tenacious 1]

The delivery of your message is what is being slighted. Not your reasoning or methods. There is understood sentiments and logic in your planning. We accept preppers.

You started off your post with, “...I told my wife to....”. You followed that with the list of orders. That is commical in a world of self reliant, patriotic and conservative Christians.

My FRiend, don’t be offended. The panic delivery is under more scrutiny than your plan.

Now, when can I visit? I hope you live in OK or TX.

[Osage Orange]

I will stay to myself with my land mines, armored vehicles and automatic rifles and we will see who survives this coming disaster!

If I was you....IF you actually have those items..I wouldn't advertise it.

[Tenacious 1]

You forgot the hugh landmines, series vehicle barriers, and sporkweasel traps! You forgot to tune beeber like device from stuned to kill for .gov types

It should be a FReeper law that you provide a link to this thread when referenced. To funny to keep it an inside joke. It's a pants splitter of a thread.

[paratrooper82]

I am currently out of the country and my wife has plenty of help and assistance from my five (5) brothers who help out all the time.

I guess ignorance really is bliss.

[PA Engineer]

This is exactly my point, only conservative when it is cconvienent. Zoning is nothing more than a government wet-dream established by socialist to control private property. Instead of fighting it, yoiu sucumed to it and now believe it to be the norm!

Not at all. We live in a rural area and we want to keep it that way. Met with the zoning officer. He liked the design and went with it for himself to keep it off the books. Sounds like you are having a battle with the world. You will not survive this as a lone wolf.

500 face cord is NOT a typo!

Now it is "500 face cords". So you are claiming it is only 166 full cords now. Are you sure your face cords aren't ricks? That would get you down to a somewhat believable 83 full cords. Yeah, you changed your story so I have to call it BS. Heck, with your math I have over 60 cords cut and stacked around my property. Wow! I better put that gate on my driveway.

[PR1776]

Just go Galt.

[paratrooper82]

I was being sarcastic to another poster who was attempting to be funny, instead only showed his ignorance.

[SERKIT]

Here is what I instructed my wife to do (except she just rolled her eyes):
Step 1: Find out who the hell Obama's attorneys are.
Step 2: Find out how Barry doctored his SSN, Selective Service Records, birth documents and do the same.
Step 3: Find the officials that sealed all of Obama's previous records and do the same.
Step 4: Hire Bill Ayers to write a bogus set of autobiographies, make stuff up, and change my past.
Step 5: GET OUT OF DODGE

[paratrooper82]

Is that really true, you have a problem with 500 face cords of firewood at a time this country is about to go off the cliff, civil dfisobediance is about to break out and the government is going to demand you turn over your private business to them.

all you can post is about how you can’t believe I have 500 face cords?

you really need to get out more!

[diamond6]

You do realize that I didn’t write the article? LOL :)

[morphing libertarian]

While she’s at it, get the supreme court to declare whether or not OB is a natural born citizen.

No need for anyone to respond. I’ve read the threads and every definition posted here except the ancient Egyptian definition. We need a USSC ruling.

[Tenacious 1]

My plan is simpler still. But if I posted it, then everyone would know about it. :o)

No! I’m not moving to the moon.

[paratrooper82]

Certainly not with RINO conservatives. This is exactly what the Tea Party is fighting. This kind of mindset!

[stuartcr]

After #11, how do you plan on participating on FR, or contact the tea party?

How will anyone complete #12?

[paratrooper82]

Have you ever heard of a Public L-I-B-R-A-R-Y?

[PA Engineer]

Is that really true, you have a problem with 500 face cords of firewood at a time this country is about to go off the cliff, civil dfisobediance is about to break out and the government is going to demand you turn over your private business to them.

No you originally said 500 "cords". You changed your story when caught. That makes you a liar. We have enough problems with a country full of liars right now. We don't need more.

[PA Engineer]

Certainly not with RINO conservatives. This is exactly what the Tea Party is fighting. This kind of mindset!

I caught you in a lie. Rather than man up and admit it, you lash out like a child. Grow up. You have lost all credibility.