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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 10/19/2012 5:36:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

I hope this thread is optimal....

Elon James White -- I feel like Obama's staff stabbed him in the chest w/ the adrenaline needle from Pulp Fiction. THAT DUDE IS AWAKE! #twib2012 #debates

adamsorensen -- Is there anything more awkward than putting two guys on stools 10 feet apart on a huge stage and asking them to look natural for 90 minutes?

Brian Braiker -- i hope the guy with a mustache has a spot in line. and i hope he stands up to say "Mr President, I mustache you a question."

Dane Cook -- Dear everyone in the town hall #debate. Stop reading your questions off your cards like its a hostage note.

Chase Mitchell ‏-- We're about three seconds away from the knife fight from "Beat It."#debates

dansinker -- I FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW.

Samantha Bee -- When Obama is talking, Romney makes the same face my Catholic grandmother would make at a Wiccan wedding. #debate

Matt Roller -- Before you accuse Romney of not caring about the unemployed, keep in mind he's been trying to get a new job for a YEAR. #debate

ditzkoff -- Mitt Romney read very different Mr. Men books than I did. #mrcoal #mrgas #mroil

pourmecoffee ‏-- Romney: I am pro-choice, but only for deporting yourself.

Jordan Zakarin -- I agree with Romney that we really don't need another 'Fast and the Furious' sequel. Enough, Vin Diesel. Bipartisan consensus!

I got an EXCLUSIVE PHOTO of Mitt Romney's binder. twitpic.com/b4u44a

Binder reviews on Amazon.com........women won't fit

Patton Oswalt -- "Binders Full of Women" is my favorite Motley Crue album. #debate

Adam Sternbergh -- "Binders full of women" is what they find in a serial killer's apartment.

Steve Agee -- Fonzie had binders full of women too. #debate #littleblackbook

Elise Foley -- Oh god, I just realized that now people will dress as binders for Halloween.



Meanwhile, here is Obama's collection of binders

If Romney and Obama switched hair with their wives... pic.twitter.com/PFkzm4Jd

Josh Tyrangiel -- Romney just locked up the Welsh illegal vote.

ThePresObama [Not the real Obama] -- Romney is very tough on China. He will only eat off of the most rare and expensive sets available. #debate2012

Clay Johnson -- Watching the debates to figure out who to vote for is like watching the World Series to figure out which team to root for.

Pat Healy ‏-- Fred Armisen was great tonight as every audience member.#Debate

David Weinberger -- Well, there goes the gangbanger vote! Nice job, Mr. President! #debate

Feministing -- Guns don't kill people. Single mothers kill people.

Andy Borowitz -- It's as if the Romney from the first debate is tied up in a Scooby-Doo warehouse somewhere. #debate

Team Coco -- You know who won this #debate? The shadowy townhall industry.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson -- That debate was better than a real housewives reunion.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: binder; lies; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 10/19/2012 5:36:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

#2

Go 49ers!!!


2 posted on 10/19/2012 5:37:36 AM PDT by moviefan8
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To: Lucky9teen

In !!!


3 posted on 10/19/2012 5:37:59 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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To: Lucky9teen

Ping ping ping


4 posted on 10/19/2012 5:39:19 AM PDT by 4everontheRight (And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
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To: Lucky9teen
It's time for The Official Sillday Fridayness Thread!

It's time for The Official Silly Friedness Thread!

It's time for The Ofredshul Frilly Silldayness Thread!

It's time for The Offthreadshul Threadday Sillyness Fry!

It's time for The Osisshul Thriday Thrilliness Fred!

It's time for a cup of coffee!

5 posted on 10/19/2012 5:46:15 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

SAIL!!

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6 posted on 10/19/2012 5:46:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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7 posted on 10/19/2012 5:49:15 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten! (Thanks for the ping)


8 posted on 10/19/2012 5:50:13 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen

Black.

Definitely.

I think I can keep the fact that I know the Dow closing every day for the next 5 years pretty much to myself.


9 posted on 10/19/2012 5:51:07 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

TGIF and yay for the thread!


10 posted on 10/19/2012 5:53:44 AM PDT by holly go-rightly
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11 posted on 10/19/2012 5:54:01 AM PDT by Perdogg (Vote like the US Constitution depends on it - it does!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I want the green pill. Wheeee!


12 posted on 10/19/2012 5:54:50 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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13 posted on 10/19/2012 5:56:34 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: JRios1968

Oppa Romney Style


14 posted on 10/19/2012 5:58:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ArGee
Candy Crowley on vacation?


15 posted on 10/19/2012 5:59:18 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

hmmm...

Pink or Black... I dunno


16 posted on 10/19/2012 6:00:28 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
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To: Lucky9teen

pong


17 posted on 10/19/2012 6:00:35 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you really want to annoy someone, point out something obvious that they are trying hard to ignore)
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To: Lucky9teen
If 'pro' means good, and 'con' means bad, does that mean the opposite of Progress is Congress?

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I pick the black pill. I'd love to see the future!

(and I rarely go out in 'public', so no need to worry about the side affects)

BUT here's a little paradox -

If I take the black pill to see the future and I die.....

can I still see it?

18 posted on 10/19/2012 6:02:23 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am a Person as Created by the Laws of Nature, not a person as created by the laws of Man)
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19 posted on 10/19/2012 6:03:21 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: MamaTexan

Teacher asks the kids in class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Lil’ Johnny: “I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:

And you, Tanya?

” I wanna be Lil’ Johnny’s bitch!”


20 posted on 10/19/2012 6:06:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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