O.K., It's near noon and almost time to wake up. Have at it with your own attack on the language.
To: count-your-change
My word of the day....Returd=Obama second term
2 posted on
09/29/2012 7:24:28 AM PDT by
4everontheRight
(And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
To: count-your-change
When you say “noon” I hear a dog whistle. Why so racist?
To: count-your-change
Young teacher thought her students parents were all artists because when asked what they did for a living/for money they replied “He draws!”
4 posted on
09/29/2012 7:29:18 AM PDT by
hoosiermama
(Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then.)
To: count-your-change
With a loud blowout, Bubba lost control and dang-near skidded into the danged ditch. We retard the danged right rear; then we wuz back on our way to the danged daintz.
6 posted on
09/29/2012 7:45:14 AM PDT by
Wings-n-Wind
(The main things are the plain things!)
To: count-your-change
Tard and retard are my wife’s two dog’s names. Not much smartz between them.
To: count-your-change
Hey! Don't be talkin' 'bout my hertidge like that!
8 posted on
09/29/2012 8:35:17 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
To: count-your-change
And fer his birthday we retard his drahvway.
10 posted on
09/29/2012 10:42:38 AM PDT by
Erasmus
(Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
To: count-your-change
After 50 years on the job, my wife finally retard!
11 posted on
09/29/2012 12:40:58 PM PDT by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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