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Free Obama Phones: Fact vs. Fiction (FUNNY)
The Peoples Cube ^ | 9/28/2012, 10:52 am | The People's Blog

Posted on 09/28/2012 3:16:47 PM PDT by barmag25

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WASHINGTON, September 28, 2012 – Do you pay taxes and ever wonder what exactly Obama is doing with your money?

This viral video shows the end result of one miraculous government program that gives away free cell phones; it keeps the Democrat voters both fired up and totally oblivious to the world around them.

But what makes this program even more miraculous is that while the monthly charges go directly to the taxpayer, an illusion is created that the phones are given to the entitled voters personally by the Oprah-like President Obama: "You get a phone! And you get a phone!"

But wait, there's more! Our researchers have compiled the following list of features that distinguish the free ObamaPhone from a regular cell phone:

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: obamaphone; satire
It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.

Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.

It doesn't have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy's plan is.

When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.

All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.

It has a really useless app called "Biden."

Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.

Type in "job search" and it gives you directions to the welfare office.

The navigation feature covers all 57 States.

The default ringtone for international calls is "I'm sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology."

The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.

When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.

Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.

There are never any winners on Angry Birds.

Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so.

Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.

You can't find "Jerusalem" on Google maps.

It turns all your Facebook friends into enemies and all your enemies into friends.

Don't want to work? There's an app for that, too.

It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies.

When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.

When you dial "home", it calls Kenya.

As opposed to the iPhone, it's called the mePhone.

1 posted on 09/28/2012 3:16:51 PM PDT by barmag25
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To: barmag25; neverdem; SunkenCiv; narses; MHGinTN

But it’s “cool”.


2 posted on 09/28/2012 3:20:36 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: barmag25

AWESOME Thanks!


3 posted on 09/28/2012 3:25:34 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
After watching videos of 'flash raids' by black yutes robbing in mass gaggles and raiding parks to punch white people, all herded together by cell phone links, one wonders how many phones to the flash troops have been hidden in this socialist filth move.

With criminals runnign the federal oligarchy, such a question cannot be answered because there is no way to investigate and hold these criminal bastard accountable for the tax-payer monies they spew out for their criminal enterprises.

4 posted on 09/28/2012 3:26:37 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
The image w/oprah & Obama ponting to the audience members which each get a phone remined me of this news clip of Monique Crawford from Baltimore bragging about all the free cell phones she possessed, six in her purse and a few more at home.
5 posted on 09/28/2012 3:28:14 PM PDT by wtd
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

It’s free.


6 posted on 09/28/2012 3:29:57 PM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (Obamanomics-We don't need your stinking tar sands oil, we'll just grow algae.)
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To: barmag25

LOL Very funny!


7 posted on 09/28/2012 3:30:22 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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To: barmag25

We pay for this program on every phone bill. Check your bill for “Universal Service Fund” charges.

http://www.freegovernmentcellphones.net/


8 posted on 09/28/2012 3:36:18 PM PDT by panaxanax
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To: barmag25

9 posted on 09/28/2012 3:37:43 PM PDT by Bon mots (Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
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To: barmag25
The curious thing about all the ads I see is that they're said to be "for emergencies".I just might support folks having phones for true emergencies even if they can't afford one.But the OsamaOabamaPhones come with 250 free minutes a month,free voice mail and free texts.To me,an "emergency" phone would only be able to *make* calls to "911" and *receive* calls from emergency responders,fire...police...ambulance.

In fact these are not "emergency" phones,they're run of the mill cell phones distributed so that the "vulnerable" of this nation won't feel "marginalized".It's a lot like Medicaid here in Massachusetts.Years ago it was announced that *all* health plans in the state,both private plans and Medicaid,were required to feature full IVF coverage.When some asked "why should Medicaid recipients have such coverage?" the response was...yes,you guessed it..."so that the most vulnerable among us won't feel marginalized".

10 posted on 09/28/2012 4:05:21 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Ambassador Stevens Is Dead And The Chevy Volt Is Alive!)
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To: barmag25

The Obamaphone song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJA6hn0Pnwo


11 posted on 09/28/2012 4:08:43 PM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: barmag25

If you build an Ap for the 0bamaphone, it sends the revenue to “someone else (who) made that happen.”


12 posted on 09/28/2012 4:25:58 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (You didn't build that. The private sector is doing fine. We tried our plan and it worked.)
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To: Bon mots

Oh, that’s very good.


13 posted on 09/28/2012 5:07:30 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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To: barmag25

Cong. Tim Griffin explains how this long-used program went hyperbolic in the era of Baraq:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J3VzthvIOM&feature=plcp


14 posted on 09/28/2012 5:12:38 PM PDT by nascarnation (Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
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To: All
Make no mistake about it 0bama is getting votes from this...

0bama Phone dot net

The pic on that page has been changed since yesterday. It had what looked like an 0bama campaign website with a pic of 0bama, his logo and all the other trappings.

15 posted on 09/28/2012 5:37:42 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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