Posted on 09/28/2012 3:16:47 PM PDT by barmag25
WASHINGTON, September 28, 2012 – Do you pay taxes and ever wonder what exactly Obama is doing with your money?
This viral video shows the end result of one miraculous government program that gives away free cell phones; it keeps the Democrat voters both fired up and totally oblivious to the world around them.
But what makes this program even more miraculous is that while the monthly charges go directly to the taxpayer, an illusion is created that the phones are given to the entitled voters personally by the Oprah-like President Obama: "You get a phone! And you get a phone!"
But wait, there's more! Our researchers have compiled the following list of features that distinguish the free ObamaPhone from a regular cell phone:
(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...
Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.
It doesn't have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy's plan is.
When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.
It has a really useless app called "Biden."
Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.
Type in "job search" and it gives you directions to the welfare office.
The navigation feature covers all 57 States.
The default ringtone for international calls is "I'm sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology."
The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.
When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.
Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.
There are never any winners on Angry Birds.
Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so.
Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.
You can't find "Jerusalem" on Google maps.
It turns all your Facebook friends into enemies and all your enemies into friends.
Don't want to work? There's an app for that, too.
It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies.
When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.
When you dial "home", it calls Kenya.
As opposed to the iPhone, it's called the mePhone.
But it’s “cool”.
AWESOME Thanks!
With criminals runnign the federal oligarchy, such a question cannot be answered because there is no way to investigate and hold these criminal bastard accountable for the tax-payer monies they spew out for their criminal enterprises.
It’s free.
LOL Very funny!
We pay for this program on every phone bill. Check your bill for “Universal Service Fund” charges.
http://www.freegovernmentcellphones.net/
In fact these are not "emergency" phones,they're run of the mill cell phones distributed so that the "vulnerable" of this nation won't feel "marginalized".It's a lot like Medicaid here in Massachusetts.Years ago it was announced that *all* health plans in the state,both private plans and Medicaid,were required to feature full IVF coverage.When some asked "why should Medicaid recipients have such coverage?" the response was...yes,you guessed it..."so that the most vulnerable among us won't feel marginalized".
If you build an Ap for the 0bamaphone, it sends the revenue to “someone else (who) made that happen.”
Oh, that’s very good.
Cong. Tim Griffin explains how this long-used program went hyperbolic in the era of Baraq:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J3VzthvIOM&feature=plcp
The pic on that page has been changed since yesterday. It had what looked like an 0bama campaign website with a pic of 0bama, his logo and all the other trappings.
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