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‘Grandma not in heaven’ boy reports
Lark News ^

Posted on 09/10/2012 1:50:39 PM PDT by Alex Murphy


APPLE VALLEY, Minn. — Four-year-old Jeremy Werdt says he went to heaven during emergency spleen surgery, and his testimony of seeing Jesus and deceased relatives thrilled his Christian family and landed him a book contract.

Then Jeremy revealed to his family that Wanda Spencer, his maternal grandmother, was not in heaven after all.

“To have Jeremy back and talking about this amazing experience of being with the Lord was the most wonderful day of our lives,” says his mother, Brenda. “He named all the relatives he’d seen and we just sat there crying. Then, after a while, we realized he hadn’t said anything about my mom, Grandma Spencer.”

When Brenda asked about her, Jeremy shook his head and said, “She ain’t there,” then rolled over and went back to sleep.

“Our smiles froze in place,” says Brenda. “All the comfort I’ve had since her death vanished.”

Distressed, the family gathered in Jeremy’s recovery room two days later to gently quiz him again about who he had seen. He was able to repeatedly name and describe every deceased relative he had spent time with in heaven, even ones he hadn’t met during his life on earth.

But when it came to Grandma Spencer, the boy was firm.

“Every time we asked he just shrugged his shoulders and said, ‘Nope. Not there,’” says Brenda. “We suggested maybe he didn’t recognize her because she looked younger in heaven. He smiled and said, ‘Mom, you recognize everyone in heaven. Grandma wasn’t around.’”

The revelation has divided the family. Some doubt Jeremy had an out-of-body experience at all. Others suggest that during Jeremy’s visit to heaven, Grandma Spencer was elsewhere on God’s business.

But “what kind of grandmother wouldn’t stop by to visit her grandson to encourage him before he returns to earth?” asks one of Jeremy’s uncles. “That just doesn’t sound like Mom.”

Other relatives have started to speculate about Grandma Spencer’s actual beliefs. They describe a quiet, mischievous woman with a stubborn streak, very much the opposite of Grandpa Spencer who was outspoken about his faith. Many are wondering if Grandma Spencer ever made a solid declaration of faith.

“She was always coy about it and kept her beliefs to herself,” says Brenda’s sister Beatrice. “She would sit there with a knowing smile when we talked religion. I always thought it was a sign of her wisdom and humility. Now I’m racking my brain to remember if she ever claimed Christ or not. I want anything to hold onto.”

In the weeks since the experience, some say they can’t look at old photographs of Grandma Spencer without a fresh sense of grief and even anger at her. Some say they wish Jeremy hadn’t been granted a heavenly visit at all.

“As wonderful as it was for him, the rest of us are going out of our minds,” says Beatrice. “I wish someone could go back to heaven and find out for sure.”•


TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: afterlife; christians; heaven; napl; satire
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To: Alex Murphy; Revolting cat!; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Lark News is a humor site. This article of theirs is great!


41 posted on 09/10/2012 6:10:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

My Canadian cousin’s husband (what does that him and me make us relationwise, I can never figure out?) underwent a brain surgery, fully recovered, and now sits at home staring at a screen, being over five-oh he’s unemployable, his wife, my cousin, works, she considers him an idiot and me a crazy gun happy American cowboy, as you can guess relations are strained, actually non-existent, anyway he says he was clinically dead during the surgery and during that time floated above the operating table observing the procedure and hearing the staff conversing (”Hell, nurse, we’re about to lose another socialized medicine sucker today. Would you like to come over for cocktails after this?”. No, just kidding! - Rc!), but how do we confirm his report?!


42 posted on 09/10/2012 6:21:52 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Even if it is, the subject ought to give pause for personal reflection if not the impetus to have a conversation with family members regarding their relationship with Jesus. . . before it is too late.


43 posted on 09/10/2012 6:21:58 PM PDT by Maudeen (Proverbs 3:5-6)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I liked the “Church For Jerks” article.


44 posted on 09/10/2012 6:26:17 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Fate plays chess and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along)
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To: G Larry

Yes, there is a message - Grandma hasn’t made it yet and needs her family on earth to keep praying for her.


45 posted on 09/10/2012 7:08:39 PM PDT by Domestic Church (AMDG ... there is no such thing as coincidence)
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To: Maudeen
The truth is: many Grandmas, Grandpas, mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers aren't in heaven because they did not believe in their heart and confess with their mouth that Jesus is Lord.

A survey was recently conducted in our community and over 74% of the citizens did not attend church. That is a sobering statistic.

46 posted on 09/10/2012 7:42:41 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord!)
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To: Revolting cat!

I don’t think that those reports can be confirmed or refuted. No way for a outsider to observe.


47 posted on 09/10/2012 8:10:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Sounds like a growth demographic.


48 posted on 09/10/2012 8:10:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
That is a great link!
Great way to start my morning!
:)
49 posted on 09/11/2012 5:13:38 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Terry Mross

Ironic, huh?


50 posted on 09/11/2012 5:22:30 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (The DNC loves abortion so much they will now be called the D&C)
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To: LauraJean
I think this is the religious version of the Onion. Don’t think they are true.

I think you may be right. Their "God’s Word for You Today" is Isaiah 1:15b CEV: No matter how much you pray, I won’t listen.

51 posted on 09/11/2012 5:47:51 AM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

Glad you liked.

Hmmm, I sense a business opportunity...


52 posted on 09/11/2012 5:53:50 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Just read Facebragging Woman Builds Friends Character
Loved it!
53 posted on 09/11/2012 6:13:45 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: MaryFromMichigan

I think I know her.


54 posted on 09/11/2012 9:22:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

So true! A friend of mine recently posted on Facebook that her mother is ill. Christians responded that they would pray for her, and athiests said, “I will think positive thoughts.” What good do they think that will do? Why not just say, “I hope your mom gets better” if they don’t believe in praying?


55 posted on 09/12/2012 8:54:34 AM PDT by Nea Wood (When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.)
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To: Alex Murphy

Got to remember that as the boy gets older, his memories will fade on who he had seen in Heaven.


56 posted on 07/12/2013 7:32:17 AM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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