Say cheese.
To: BlueDragon
So he missed the moose, causing him to bear down on the bear.
2 posted on
08/16/2012 12:37:41 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: blam
3 posted on
08/16/2012 12:43:40 PM PDT by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: BlueDragon
Wonder if the bear was chasing the moose?
Interrogate the moose!
4 posted on
08/16/2012 12:44:41 PM PDT by
G Larry
(Progressives are Regressive because their objectives devolve to the lowest common denominator.)
To: BlueDragon
Reminds me of
this story from a year or two ago...
7 posted on
08/16/2012 12:48:06 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: BlueDragon
At least he bearly missed the moose.
8 posted on
08/16/2012 12:48:35 PM PDT by
HereInTheHeartland
(Encourage all of your Democrat friends to get out and vote on November 7th, the stakes are high.)
To: BlueDragon
10 posted on
08/16/2012 12:58:08 PM PDT by
FroggyTheGremlim
('Nancy Pelosi is a DINGBAT.' - Gov. Sarah Palin)
To: BlueDragon
"...but the bear was late, the moose escaped"
11 posted on
08/16/2012 1:00:09 PM PDT by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: BlueDragon
“The driver spotted the moose around midnight near Hanestad village and tried to steer around the animal, when a bear suddenly ran in front of his car.”
And then they sacked those in charge of the credits for the moose-vie . . .
To: BlueDragon
A Møøse once bit my sister
13 posted on
08/16/2012 1:03:43 PM PDT by
BBell
(And Now for Something Completely Different)
To: BlueDragon
Was his sister anywhere to be found?
15 posted on
08/16/2012 1:04:35 PM PDT by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: BlueDragon
If it's not one thing, it's another!
To: BlueDragon
Wow. A real life Kobyashi Maru.
18 posted on
08/16/2012 1:18:28 PM PDT by
PA Engineer
("We're not programs, Gerty, We're People")
To: BlueDragon
Møøse wøuld laik to rimaind yøu: Bear bytes can be nasti.
20 posted on
08/16/2012 1:23:42 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: BlueDragon
A target-rich environment
23 posted on
08/16/2012 1:57:45 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: BlueDragon
25 posted on
08/16/2012 2:14:14 PM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: BlueDragon
A Norwegian driver who tried to avoid crashing into a moose hit a bear instead I HATE it when that happens!
29 posted on
08/16/2012 2:50:26 PM PDT by
libertylover
(The problem with Obama is not that his skin is too black, it's that his ideas are too RED.)
To: BlueDragon
The bear went over the mountain!
The bear went over the mountain!
The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see!
And all that he could see
And all that he could see
Was headlights.
30 posted on
08/16/2012 3:05:53 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: BlueDragon
actually, I’d rather hit a black bear than a moose.
A moose has a high center of gravity, so that when you hit him, his body goes through the window and kills you.
The bear just crumples the front of the car.
33 posted on
08/16/2012 10:17:54 PM PDT by
LadyDoc
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono; Daffynition
The squirrel made him do it.
35 posted on
08/17/2012 9:06:48 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
To: windcliff; stylecouncilor
Driver misses moose hits bear instead ping.
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