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The 10 worst movie remakes of all time (Who ordered the Total Rehash?)
The Orange County Register ^ | August 2, 2012 | Barry Koltnow

Posted on 08/03/2012 12:29:50 PM PDT by EveningStar

With the opening Friday of "Total Recall," thoughts immediately turn to the subject of movie remakes...

Remakes are nothing new in Hollywood, although movie studios prefer to call them "reboots" or "re-imaginations." For some reason, the word "remake" has a negative connotation among moviegoers. Perhaps it's because it seems like a lazy and unimaginative way to make movies...

(Excerpt) Read more at ocregister.com ...


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: cinema; film; hollywood; moviereview; movies; remake; remakes; totalrecall
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The title in the print edition is "Who ordered the Total Rehash?" and that's a better title for this article.

"The 10 worst movie remakes of all time" is a slideshow and you can view it here.

1 posted on 08/03/2012 12:30:00 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Borges; DollyCali; Perdogg

ping


2 posted on 08/03/2012 12:31:39 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

A Hard Day’s Night II


3 posted on 08/03/2012 12:33:24 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: EveningStar

So while watching a remake of Total Recall does one have strange feelings of dja vu?


4 posted on 08/03/2012 12:34:56 PM PDT by dblshot (Insanity: electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: EveningStar

How could they leave out the remake of Rollerball?

It allegedly got the lowest scores of any movie ever shown to test audiences, ever! And deservedly so.


5 posted on 08/03/2012 12:35:46 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: EveningStar

““King Kong” (1976) – Although Peter Jackson’s 2005 remake of the 1933 groundbreaking film was an admirable attempt, this 1976 version belonged in a zoo”

No. Jackson’s remake was crap and should have been on this list.


6 posted on 08/03/2012 12:36:59 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (OWS = The Great American Snivel War)
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To: EveningStar

“The Terror of Tiny Town.”

An all-midget musical western.


7 posted on 08/03/2012 12:37:14 PM PDT by Wordkraft (Remember who the Collaborators are.)
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To: EveningStar

I couldn’t help but notice that they missed all of the Billy Jack remakes...


8 posted on 08/03/2012 12:38:32 PM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: EveningStar

When are they going to re-make “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”?

....oh wait...nevermind.


9 posted on 08/03/2012 12:40:34 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: Wordkraft

“Terror of Tiny Town” was not a remake.....thank God.


10 posted on 08/03/2012 12:41:45 PM PDT by Wordkraft (Remember who the Collaborators are.)
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To: EveningStar

How did they miss the Streisand stomping of “A Star is Born”?


11 posted on 08/03/2012 12:42:00 PM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: EveningStar
Any Stephen King story remake with screenplay written & directed by Stephen King himself.

He basically ruined his own classics Salems Lot and The Shining.

12 posted on 08/03/2012 12:42:50 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: EveningStar

IT’s worse than just making a bad “reboot,” the script writers no longer understand the English language.

In Total Recall, the end climax scene has the TV commentator telling her audience “No word yet, but we are being told that...”

How’s that again? No word yet, but you are being told something?!

Remember how older generations would complain about stupid kids spending their parents’ estate? How people would complain about dumb kids with money that they didn’t deserve?

That’s Hollywood today.


13 posted on 08/03/2012 12:43:46 PM PDT by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: Dixie Yooper
I couldn’t help but notice that they missed all of the Billy Jack remakes...

Oh man, too true, too true! Now I'm not going to be able to get the sound of that whiny girl's voice out of my head!

"...Beeeeellllyyyy! Beeeeellllyyyy!..."

14 posted on 08/03/2012 12:45:10 PM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: Dixie Yooper

or Miracle on 34th. Street which was remade twice, both times without distinction.


15 posted on 08/03/2012 12:47:27 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: EveningStar

no Caddyshack II ?


16 posted on 08/03/2012 12:48:02 PM PDT by stylin19a (Obama - Fredo Smart ...)
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To: EveningStar

Here’s a really great movie for anyone looking to go see one this weekend, “Moonrise Kingdom”. Saw it yesterday and it was outstanding.

The remakes are so bad.

I am glad I found an original movie that was so good I stayed through all the credits.


17 posted on 08/03/2012 12:48:24 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (O.M.G. Obummer Must Go / LUV my GOV Scott Walker)
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To: EveningStar

Other notable remakes, that worked somewhat better

The Lord of the Rings (1978-1980; 2001-2003)
Ben Hur (1907, 1925, 1956)
The Ten Commandments (1923, 1956)
Titanic (1953, 1997)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory/ Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971, 2005)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (1979, 2005)
Moulin Rouge (1928, 1934, 1952, 2001)
Cape Fear (1991, 1962)
King Kong (1933, the terrible 1976, 2005)
the Parent Trap (1961, 1998)


18 posted on 08/03/2012 12:48:40 PM PDT by dangus
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To: EveningStar

I’m still waiting for the “reboot” of Rocky Horror...


19 posted on 08/03/2012 12:48:51 PM PDT by ziravan (Are you better off now than you werie $9.4 Trillion dollars ago?)
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To: EveningStar

“The Taking of Pelham 123” with Travolta positively hurt compared to the original...


20 posted on 08/03/2012 12:49:17 PM PDT by djf (The barbarian hordes will ALWAYS outnumber the clean-shaven. And they vote.)
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