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To: doug from upland
Here we go:
To: doug from upland
Pregnant is not, perhaps, the correct word
Maybe
Parasitized, Zeno-engrafted, etc.
But not Pregnant
Still, way serious icky
To: doug from upland
Mystery solved folks. I think we’ve finally found odumbo’s real mommy.
42 posted on
06/15/2012 5:35:14 PM PDT by
taillightchaser
(When a dimorat says"The American people" the next words will be a lie.)
To: doug from upland
Geesh, Doug. Thanks for this nightmare.
To: doug from upland
“According to Science 2.0, a spermatophore is similar to a cup of semen.”
Reminds me of an old joke,,,, which I will not tell,,,, because I like it here!
To: doug from upland
I went to the website, with eyes closed, hoping to see a photo of this lady’s oral cavity. No suck luck.
The article mentions that there was another lady who was squid struck last year.
My question is, does this only happen to the female gender or have men also been impregnated? All mouths are the same aren’t they? or is raw squid served to the female gender as some sort of ritual?
To: doug from upland
Confucius say woman who eat squid sperm make womb for daddy.
53 posted on
06/15/2012 6:02:24 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
(Squidsterine????????? what??`?? Who knew?)
To: doug from upland
Isn’t this part of the plot to “Aliens”?
54 posted on
06/15/2012 6:02:48 PM PDT by
popdonnelly
(Socialism isn't going to work this time, either.)
To: doug from upland
Didn’t she know it was a buy one, get twelve free special on Calamari that night?
To: doug from upland
64 posted on
06/15/2012 7:17:23 PM PDT by
Shadowstrike
(Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
To: doug from upland; MaryFromMichigan; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
I'd hate to be the guy who serves the child-support order to Cthulhu.
[Thanks to MaryFromMichigan for the ping!]
65 posted on
06/15/2012 7:22:15 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: doug from upland
BUMP one of the most awesome threads ever posted!
This woman did Lewinsky on an octopus? And is now “expecting”?
Just freaking wow.
To: doug from upland; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv
To: doug from upland
I think this just put me off calamari rings for the duration, deep-frying be damned. I don't know whether to thank you or not, Doug.
"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
To: doug from upland
She could have become Mother of Cthulhu!
83 posted on
06/16/2012 6:12:37 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
"I had nothing to do with this..."90 posted on
06/16/2012 8:50:57 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: doug from upland
Thank you, Judaism for preventing these atrocities from happening to me. Is all I can say.
94 posted on
06/16/2012 1:46:47 PM PDT by
Yaelle
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