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I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE! YOU SHALL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!
Posted on 04/01/2012 12:38:31 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE. I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!
I'm such a conservative that I kept coming back to FR and spamming the state boards and freepmail until I was blocked from doing such. Now all I can do is sign up and make posts that will never see the light of day as the moderators just discard them.
It isn't FAIR! I have a RIGHT to be an IDIOT on FR! It's in the CONSTITUTION! I have been neutered, gelded! My life no longer has any meaning!
Everyone one here is gay!
Oops, gotta run, my mom just pulled into the garage, I can hear the door opener down here in the basement.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; braking; dannyh; mentaldefective; unnngh; zotttttt
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To: JoeProBono
Hell, who don’t?
Now, back to our regularly scheduled program....
To: Viking2002; Danny Gelding
Usually I get FRmails from danny. I have gotten a reply or two back. Insanity runs deep in that one!
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posted on
04/01/2012 2:52:16 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: Danny Gelding
Click the Pic!
To: Danny Gelding
Viking Kitties will bat you around a while then chomp on your brain.
(CRUNCH!)
IBTZ
To: Danny Gelding
145 posts and Danny-boy is still here....... IBTZ!
145
posted on
04/01/2012 3:10:00 PM PDT
by
Sarajevo
(Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.)
To: Admin Moderator; viking kitty
#146+ and still IBTZ ?
Must be kitty playday
146
posted on
04/01/2012 3:13:28 PM PDT
by
tomkat
To: dynachrome
I understand they have treatments for that now which doesn't involve shock therapy.........
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."
--H.L. Mencken, The Sage of Baltimore
To: Danny Gelding
You blow
<img someone post kneepads for this tard. I can’t. I’m on my cell.
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posted on
04/01/2012 3:20:31 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Danny Gelding
You blow
<img someone post kneepads for this tard. I can’t. I’m on my cell.
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posted on
04/01/2012 3:20:47 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Lazamataz
LOL
Get him some knee pads. He really does blow...
150
posted on
04/01/2012 3:23:32 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: humblegunner
ROTFLMAO¡¡¡¡¡¡
You are the HG¡
151
posted on
04/01/2012 3:26:23 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: All
Hi, everyone. This is Danny's Mom.
I want to apologize. I got Danny a computer and internet connection so he'd stop surfing for porn on mine and giving it viruses. I had no idea he was pestering political chat rooms. I'd ground him but he doesn't go anywhere already.
I have no idea why he is so obsessive compulsive. It's probably my fault, I should have listened to the doctor when he advised me to stop huffing glue when I was pregnant. But what was I to do? I couldn't afford vodka.
And if you think he's a pain here, just imagine having to live with him in your house. Every day, I come home from work at the strip club and he's tried to duct tape the dog to the beermeister again. The poor animal hardly has any hair left on it.
But he's my boy and I love him, even if his parole officer is always hitting on me.
Have a lovely Sunday and come see me and slip me a couple dollars if you get a chance.
To: PSYCHO-FREEP
Love the cat and the caption.
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posted on
04/01/2012 4:24:28 PM PDT
by
Jean2
To: humblegunner
You’re mean. I like that in a man.
To: dynachrome
Usually I get FRmails from danny. I have gotten a reply or two back. Insanity runs deep in that one!
Ditto.
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posted on
04/01/2012 4:45:23 PM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
To: Charles Henrickson; Danny Gelding; martin_fierro
"Hitler Reacts To Danny Gelding's Expulsion From FR."
156
posted on
04/01/2012 4:48:05 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(April Furor's Day)
To: Dannys Mom
Hi, everyone. This is Danny's Mom.
Are you a natural female or do you just dress like one?
157
posted on
04/01/2012 4:48:40 PM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
To: Danny Gelding
Happy April Fool’s Day to you, too.
158
posted on
04/01/2012 5:26:41 PM PDT
by
Excellence
(9/11 was an act of faith.)
To: Dannys Mom
we feel your pain...
159
posted on
04/01/2012 5:37:10 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: humblegunner
Milt, Mythens, Romnulan, all among the aliases for Mitt Romney.
160
posted on
04/01/2012 6:27:55 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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