I want to apologize. I got Danny a computer and internet connection so he'd stop surfing for porn on mine and giving it viruses. I had no idea he was pestering political chat rooms. I'd ground him but he doesn't go anywhere already.
I have no idea why he is so obsessive compulsive. It's probably my fault, I should have listened to the doctor when he advised me to stop huffing glue when I was pregnant. But what was I to do? I couldn't afford vodka.
And if you think he's a pain here, just imagine having to live with him in your house. Every day, I come home from work at the strip club and he's tried to duct tape the dog to the beermeister again. The poor animal hardly has any hair left on it.
But he's my boy and I love him, even if his parole officer is always hitting on me.
Have a lovely Sunday and come see me and slip me a couple dollars if you get a chance.
ping to #152
hehe. Mods be funny
Still on for three..right?
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That's the only way I can keep your biker boyfriend from being completely drunk by noon.