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Hi, everyone. This is Danny's Mom.

I want to apologize. I got Danny a computer and internet connection so he'd stop surfing for porn on mine and giving it viruses. I had no idea he was pestering political chat rooms. I'd ground him but he doesn't go anywhere already.

I have no idea why he is so obsessive compulsive. It's probably my fault, I should have listened to the doctor when he advised me to stop huffing glue when I was pregnant. But what was I to do? I couldn't afford vodka.

And if you think he's a pain here, just imagine having to live with him in your house. Every day, I come home from work at the strip club and he's tried to duct tape the dog to the beermeister again. The poor animal hardly has any hair left on it.

But he's my boy and I love him, even if his parole officer is always hitting on me.

Have a lovely Sunday and come see me and slip me a couple dollars if you get a chance.

152 posted on 04/01/2012 4:10:47 PM PDT by Dannys Mom
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To: Dannys Mom
Hi, everyone. This is Danny's Mom.

Are you a natural female or do you just dress like one?
157 posted on 04/01/2012 4:48:40 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
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To: Dannys Mom; Viking2002

ping to #152

hehe. Mods be funny


163 posted on 04/01/2012 7:44:30 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Dannys Mom

Still on for three..right?
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167 posted on 04/01/2012 8:13:38 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Dannys Mom
Every day, I come home from work at the strip club and he's tried to duct tape the dog to the beermeister again.

That's the only way I can keep your biker boyfriend from being completely drunk by noon.

172 posted on 04/02/2012 6:46:56 AM PDT by Danny Gelding
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