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I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE! YOU SHALL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!

Posted on 04/01/2012 12:38:31 PM PDT by Danny Gelding

I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE. I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!

I'm such a conservative that I kept coming back to FR and spamming the state boards and freepmail until I was blocked from doing such. Now all I can do is sign up and make posts that will never see the light of day as the moderators just discard them.

It isn't FAIR! I have a RIGHT to be an IDIOT on FR! It's in the CONSTITUTION! I have been neutered, gelded! My life no longer has any meaning!

Everyone one here is gay!

Oops, gotta run, my mom just pulled into the garage, I can hear the door opener down here in the basement.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; braking; dannyh; mentaldefective; unnngh; zotttttt
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To: Danny Gelding
Walmart:

Danny swallows.

121 posted on 04/01/2012 2:24:35 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (Sofa King Mitt Odd Did Obamneycare)
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To: Jean S
Hey, cool screen name. I decided to go with a letter rather than a number.

I always though Jean Gray from X-Men was pretty hot.


122 posted on 04/01/2012 2:26:16 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Though = thought.

Get it right, Johnny.


123 posted on 04/01/2012 2:27:08 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

I’M VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CONSERVATIVE!!!!!!!!!!


124 posted on 04/01/2012 2:28:25 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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125 posted on 04/01/2012 2:29:10 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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126 posted on 04/01/2012 2:29:10 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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127 posted on 04/01/2012 2:29:10 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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128 posted on 04/01/2012 2:31:12 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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129 posted on 04/01/2012 2:31:23 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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130 posted on 04/01/2012 2:31:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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131 posted on 04/01/2012 2:31:44 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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132 posted on 04/01/2012 2:31:54 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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133 posted on 04/01/2012 2:32:06 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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134 posted on 04/01/2012 2:32:49 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Danny Gelding
I’M VERY~ VERY CONSERVATIVE GAY!!!!!!!!!!


135 posted on 04/01/2012 2:34:54 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz; Danny Gelding

Knock off the spamming!


136 posted on 04/01/2012 2:35:17 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Danny Gelding

You’re back? Sweet!

Looking forward to your eventual ZOT.

Your last name is fitting as you aren’t even a man...


137 posted on 04/01/2012 2:35:34 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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138 posted on 04/01/2012 2:42:30 PM PDT by wyokostur
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139 posted on 04/01/2012 2:44:00 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: Danny Gelding; Big Giant Head

LOL!


140 posted on 04/01/2012 2:48:19 PM PDT by Marie Antoinette (Newt Gingrich 2012 - The Man With a Plan)
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