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Drunk Moose Found Stuck in Tree
KPIC ^
| Mar 25, 2012
Posted on 03/25/2012 11:35:18 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.
Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.
With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: again; cheese; moose; sister
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To: DemforBush
You learn something new every day.
To: nickcarraway
"Drunk Moose Found Stuck in Tree two questions need answered?
What flavor cheese was involved in the incident? And, were any sisters bitten?
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posted on
03/26/2012 3:09:20 AM PDT
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: djf
..and stay out of the shower till the bites heal
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posted on
03/26/2012 3:09:47 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: Mad Dawgg; Doogle
The only thing I will say is no matter what your sisters say, the moose beat me to it!
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posted on
03/26/2012 3:20:49 AM PDT
by
djf
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2801220/posts)
To: MagnoliaB
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posted on
03/26/2012 3:42:07 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
("In this election year of 12, how deep into their closets will we delve?")
To: nickcarraway
It;s happened before.
To: stuartcr
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/26/2012 3:48:51 AM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: MagnoliaB
You really didn’t know there were moose in Sweden?
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posted on
03/26/2012 3:49:35 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
("In this election year of 12, how deep into their closets will we delve?")
To: stuartcr
No, I really didn’t. I thought they were a North American animal, as in Canada.
To: stuartcr
To: MagnoliaB
ok. You can get in in lots of retsaurants throughout Scandanavia
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posted on
03/26/2012 4:30:03 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
("In this election year of 12, how deep into their closets will we delve?")
To: MagnoliaB
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posted on
03/26/2012 5:08:41 AM PDT
by
magslinger
(If I wanted to vote for a Commie I would vote for Obammie. He has a chance of winning.)
To: Colonel Kangaroo
“Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tree out of my butt.”
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posted on
03/26/2012 5:17:07 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Solyent Pink is Sheeple!!!!)
To: nickcarraway
And the last line of the joke goes:
That's all right son, most of her dates just leave her hanging on the tree.
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posted on
03/26/2012 5:54:10 AM PDT
by
dblshot
(Insanity: electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
To: DemforBush
——møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...-—
You are sure right . A moose once bit my sister and there is no end to the tales about that event
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posted on
03/26/2012 6:04:45 AM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 ..... Crucifixion is coming)
To: nickcarraway
The moose’s beeber was probably stuned.
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posted on
03/26/2012 6:17:39 AM PDT
by
Oberon
(Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
To: Ron C.
[But it twas... "a female moose kicking about in the tree."]
Lol, I overlooked reading that!
But - are you saying a female Moose can't fall in love with a tree??.....snicker.
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posted on
03/26/2012 3:48:02 PM PDT
by
potlatch
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