Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
Float your cursor over the name “David Brock”, LOL.
I MUST be on this list..........
Oh crap. I gotta give The Old Lady the number one slot, she asked like months ago to be pinged to anything I write, so that is actually when I started considering a ping list....... but you get the coveted #2 slot!
It's a hard job to remind people that we should never call David Brock a sweetly-flaming pole-licking sequin-wearing arsehole patroller.
Put me on.
I did; that’s hilarious! I haven’t laughed/cried this hard in months.
Oh great. I’m number two. Like, “go take a number two!” OK. I now know I’ s*** to you...lol
AbsoFReepinglutely! Any mention that he is a freakish turd burglar is simply being juvenile! We should lay off his hamster haven homosexuality and concentrate instead on his words!
Classic, LOL.
No, more like Spock was number two on the Enterprise!
I’m counting on my Science Officer to keep this thing bumped and pinged in my absence, even tomorrow. We need to spread the word about the new decorum we are embracing on Free Republic.
I agree!
Me must stick to the facts when discussing the dirt-road Romeo, David Brock.
donut-puncher is my fav....but kinda ruins chocolate donuts...in a way.
Is there a ***Hall of Fame*** around here on FR? This thread deserves platinum.
Is that Dan Marino on the left??
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