No, more like Spock was number two on the Enterprise!
I’m counting on my Science Officer to keep this thing bumped and pinged in my absence, even tomorrow. We need to spread the word about the new decorum we are embracing on Free Republic.
Spock was an illegal alien. Mrs. Liberty never saw him with a woman, bet he had plenty of scenes with that well known turd-burgler wanton pole dancer Sulu. But I will bump as I can...