Posted on 03/16/2012 6:57:25 AM PDT by JoeProBono
SANDWHICH, Mass.,-- A Cape Cod, Mass., urologist is offering a free pizza to men who are seeking vasectomies in March, officials said.
The Urology Associates of Cape Cod is running TV commercials offering a free pizza with a vasectomy, the Cape Cod (Mass.) Times reported Thursday.
March Madness is also tied into the deal as a way of enticing men to undergo the procedure, which requires men to sit on the couch and rest for a few days.
The ads feature an attractive woman playing with a basketball and a voice over that asks: "Hey guys! Want to watch the college basketball tournament guilt-free?"
Then, the free pizza with a vasectomy offer is presented. "You know you've been thinking about a vasectomy, anyway. Now's the time to get it done," the voice over says.
Urology Associates of Cape Cod administrator Evan Cohen said March is the busiest time of year for vasectomies for his practice, with perhaps 45 to 60 being performed.
He said he hopes the pizza promotion -- a free one-topping pizza from Surf's Up Pizza and Seafood in Sandwich -- drums up some extra business.
"It does actually come with one topping. Maybe you can put some meatballs on it," joked Cohen.
Have a slice while you get sliced!!!
When I was in the military a friend got this done. Major infection causing things to swell to the size of a softball.
Apparently it was quite painful.
Why would anyone want their pizza to have a vasectomy? Is that even possible?
I don’t think I’d order any extra toppings. You just don’t know...
Hold the anchovies.
A mountain oyster pizza?
If they had a better sense of humor, they’d offer a cod sandwich.
If they had a better sense of humor, they’d offer a cod sandwich.
If they had a better sense of humor, they’d offer a cod sandwich.
You can say that again...
Lol.
Who knew March was pizza month?
It’s funny too, because Cape Cod is known for being a “gay” hangout. Provincetown is well known as a “gay” tourist destination. By the nature of their activity, a “gay” man would have no need of a vasectomy.
I had mine done in December of 1991. I ws told to stay in bed for 4 days and use an ice bag often. I followed the instructions and had no problem.
I know a fellow who left the doctors office and started a round of golf. About the fifth hole he had to be helped off the course and got himself admitted for a two-day stay in the hospital.
It’s minor surgery if you follow the instructions. If you decide you know better than someone who actually graduated from medical school, bad things can happen. Since it was my genitals we were discussing, I decided to pay attention.
Crap, most people even turn up their nose at anchovies.
Surf’s Up Pizza SUCKS. Not that there’s good pizza on Cape Cod anyway. But if you can tell their pizza from DiGiorno’s you’ll be back in the Freezer section next week.
I’ll have the sausage topping. —snicker—
Heck with the Pizza ... what the guys need is a pair of really comfy shoes for afterwards. Soft, cushy soles are very, very important.
dam i only got percosets with mine
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