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1 posted on 03/16/2012 6:57:29 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Have a slice while you get sliced!!!


2 posted on 03/16/2012 6:58:25 AM PDT by ak267
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To: JoeProBono

When I was in the military a friend got this done. Major infection causing things to swell to the size of a softball.

Apparently it was quite painful.


3 posted on 03/16/2012 7:00:45 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: JoeProBono

Why would anyone want their pizza to have a vasectomy? Is that even possible?


4 posted on 03/16/2012 7:02:06 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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I don’t think I’d order any extra toppings. You just don’t know...


5 posted on 03/16/2012 7:03:19 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: JoeProBono

Hold the anchovies.


6 posted on 03/16/2012 7:03:39 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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A mountain oyster pizza?


7 posted on 03/16/2012 7:04:30 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
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To: JoeProBono

If they had a better sense of humor, they’d offer a cod sandwich.


8 posted on 03/16/2012 7:06:06 AM PDT by Savage Beast ("When even casual sex requires a state welfare program, you're pretty much done for." ~Mark Steyn)
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If they had a better sense of humor, they’d offer a cod sandwich.


9 posted on 03/16/2012 7:06:33 AM PDT by Savage Beast ("When even casual sex requires a state welfare program, you're pretty much done for." ~Mark Steyn)
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If they had a better sense of humor, they’d offer a cod sandwich.


10 posted on 03/16/2012 7:06:33 AM PDT by Savage Beast ("When even casual sex requires a state welfare program, you're pretty much done for." ~Mark Steyn)
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To: JoeProBono

Lol.

Who knew March was pizza month?


12 posted on 03/16/2012 7:08:46 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: JoeProBono
Urologists offer pizza with a vasectomy

Crap, most people even turn up their nose at anchovies.

15 posted on 03/16/2012 7:12:15 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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I’ll have the sausage topping. —snicker—


17 posted on 03/16/2012 7:14:43 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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Heck with the Pizza ... what the guys need is a pair of really comfy shoes for afterwards. Soft, cushy soles are very, very important.


18 posted on 03/16/2012 7:14:54 AM PDT by Hodar ( Who needs laws; when this FEELS so right?)
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To: JoeProBono

Large pizza, hold the sausage and cut the meatballs.


22 posted on 03/16/2012 7:25:57 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Raising Public Awareness" means "I'm a scoundrel selling snake oil.")
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To: JoeProBono

This “medical” procedure is an abomination against God. If they are already funded by the feds, I look forward to Santorum eliminating their funding.


26 posted on 03/16/2012 7:33:47 AM PDT by impimp
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I had it done twice!

I was the one out of 2000 where the little buggers build a new route to the outside world.

The second time was the charm.


28 posted on 03/16/2012 7:42:45 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (When religions have to beg the gov't for a waiver, we are already under socialism.)
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To: JoeProBono

From what I understand, he should throw in a bag of frozen peas to boot.


35 posted on 03/16/2012 8:15:01 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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I like MARCH MADNESS, but thinking about somebody cutting down there made me dribble...a little.


38 posted on 03/16/2012 9:08:45 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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