Posted on 03/11/2012 8:58:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
Folks, come and look at this. It's a site which says -- I am not kidding! --
IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED
SO ARE YOURS
APRIL 28 – MAY 5, 2012
Now this is hilarious: it evinces the kind of stupidity and fatuous narcissism which it normally takes an Ivy League degree to acquire.
How is this FAIL? Let me count the ways:
1) I guess nobody bothered to explain to you about the Birds and the Bees and the DDT, ladies, but by engaging in abstinence, you are achieving precisely the same ends as contraception. For that matter, this would make an excellent time to compare the efficacy of contraception to abstinence, with a nod to our Catholic friends.
2) Remember when Nina Burleigh said that she'd be happy to give Bill Clinton oral sex as thanks for keeping abortion legal? That option is still open, some guys may ask for it by name.
3) Clymenestra called. She says you're doing it wrong. Remember, don't wriggle.
(Excerpt) Read more at sexstrike.org ...
The concept of “slut” doesn’t really translate to ancient Greece. I imagine Clytemnestra as a tower of rage, even before the sacrifice, and her every move was calculated.
What's the Greek translation of "Hillary Rodham" then?
Cheers!
Medusa.
Medusa.
ROFLMAO!!
(I guess that leaves Celaeno for Michelle Ma Belle then, because she is certainly not in any way swift.)
cf. Virgil as quoted in Dorothy L. Sayers's Gaudy Night:
tristius haud illis monstrum nec saevior ulla pestis et ira deum Stygiis sese extulit undis. Virginei volucrum vultus foedissima ventris proluvies uncaeque manus et pallida semper ora fame.
"Unnatural females which snatch the meat from men's mouths" especially with respect to anti-Obesity initiatives...
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Excellent suggestion. She certainly has the face for it!
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