Medusa.
ROFLMAO!!
(I guess that leaves Celaeno for Michelle Ma Belle then, because she is certainly not in any way swift.)
cf. Virgil as quoted in Dorothy L. Sayers's Gaudy Night:
tristius haud illis monstrum nec saevior ulla pestis et ira deum Stygiis sese extulit undis. Virginei volucrum vultus foedissima ventris proluvies uncaeque manus et pallida semper ora fame.
"Unnatural females which snatch the meat from men's mouths" especially with respect to anti-Obesity initiatives...
Cheers!
Excellent suggestion. She certainly has the face for it!