Contribute your favorite Sandra Fluke jokes and cartoons

Various | 3/4/2012 | Self

[RightGeek]

The best response is ridicule. Here's a start collected over the last few days.

What do you call a woman who needs $3,000 for contraception?
Very busy.

What do you call a woman who wants to be paid to have sex?
A professional.

What do you call a homely professional "reproductive rights activist" who claims to needs $3,000 for contraception?
Dreaming.

So if we pay for Sandra Fluke's birth control, do we have to pay for flowers and a dinner too?

[NoGrayZone]

"I’m not sure I’m understanding all of your euphemisms, but penicillin usually helps."

What a very nasty post. You disgust me. I have been a single celibate girl for the past 5 years.

Pig.

[ClearCase_guy]

Lighten up Frances.

[fish hawk]

Would you object to “media slut”? That way the statement is a fact and does not imply anything about her sex life.

[Old Sarge]

[marjiwoj]

LOL- We have a winner!

Mine's a lot creepier. I call it "Doppelgänger?"

[PhilDragoo]

Fluke explained that her friend, a lesbian, could not afford the oral contraception she needed to prevent ovarian cysts from forming because her university refused to pay for them on religious grounds.

[NoGrayZone]

"then Ms. Fluke is having sex somewhere in the neighborhood of 2.73 times per day."

And that is not a slut? For a man and woman, in marital status, it is a blessing!

[Jack Hydrazine]

http://ridetheslut.com/

S.L.U.T. - South Lake Union Trolley (Seattle)

Need a t-shirt parody with Fluke in it.

[NoGrayZone]

"Lighten up Frances."

Which is what Conservatives have been doing all along.

Time to get rid of the "lighten up" meme.

[smoothsailing]

[fish hawk]

After the free beer, you should not have to pay for the Liposuction either.

[bjorn14]

[She gets every last bit of this and hopefully this follows her for the next 30 years of her life. She’s a cheap whore.]

Yep. No law firm in their right mind would hire her. No client would ever take her seriously. She’ll probably get hired as some government or lefty NGO hack lawyer.

Good luck with paying off your student loans on those salaries then again you might have to turn your ‘hobby’ into a ‘profession’

[WilliamofCarmichael]

Thank you, RightGeek!

This is how to handle the Left's "issue."

They have no concerns about Ms Fluke and Jonestown University.. they are using this to Hush Rush -- they scream at Rush until Rush submits.. Shoo the messenger. Frighten the messenger into submission and they win. America loses.

It's been like this for at least 50 years since the aging spoiled brats were running wild on campuses. Now they and their ideological issue are arguably "the Establishment."

As the spoiled brats used to chant, "Bring it all down, man." Now I agree.

.. maybe Rush lost a few sponsors. Those sponsors lost tens of millions of customers and potential customers. The idiots.

[RightGeek]

[grobdriver]

Well, if we can’t call a spade a spade, maybe we can call a slut a slut?

[lmsii]

My point exactly. That is a slut if it is even possible.

[RetSignman]

[wyokostur]

Lesbians get a free kit to remove unwanted pubic hair...

[Pining_4_TX]

Ewww, gross..... but funny! :-)