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Save the Georgetown Sluts (Creating Lasting Change for Sluts in Need)
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| 3-2-2012
Posted on 03/03/2012 7:48:27 PM PST by smoothsailing
Save the Georgetown Sluts
About our program-
Welcome to the world of the slut, promising yet gloomy, hopeful, yet in despair. The hand that holds the Cosmo, the procreator, the aborter of tomorrow; a slut shapes the destiny of civilization. Such is the tragic irony of fate, that a beautiful creation such as the slut is today one of the gravest concerns facing humanity, with a volley of congressional hearings, conferences ...and events held for the cause, with topmost world leaders at the helm. Won't you help? For less than the price of a Latte, you too can ensure that a slut will no longer have to choose between a condom or a Cosmo.
How can you sponsor a slut? 1. Start by Searching for a Slut. Search for a slut based on gender, country, or sign. Choose a Girl or Boy (usually called a player) to Sponsor. You can find sluts on college campus, bars, and 'slut walks'
2. In 10 days you'll receive your Welcome Kit with a photo of your slut, sponsorship DVD and more.
3. In 6 to 12 weeks be looking in the mail for your first letter from your sponsored slut. You'll also receive an annual progress report with a new photo each year
How does sponsorship help sluts? Millions of sluts around the world need help to break the never-ending cycle of abstinence. Lack of cosmos weakens them. Unsafe sex makes them sick. Missing out on an education keeps them from reaching their potential. Lack of socializing makes them an outcast
As a sponsor, you will help provide a slut with sustainable access to appropriate life-changing basics like condoms, aspirin, Cosmos, and Sex in the City DVDs.
Slut sponsorship also helps families and communities...
(Excerpt) Read more at facebook.com ...
TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor
KEYWORDS: birthcontrol; fluke; georgetown; limbaugh; lookatme; napl; publicitywhore; rush; sandrafluke; sandytheslut; slut
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To: smoothsailing
Oh that’s priceless... LOL!
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posted on
03/03/2012 11:07:11 PM PST
by
nutmeg
(Rest in Peace, and THANK YOU, Andrew Breitbart)
To: smoothsailing
Rush should send her a free Sleep Number Bed on Monday. King size, of course, due to demand.
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posted on
03/03/2012 11:07:43 PM PST
by
BIGLOOK
(Keelhaul Congress!)
To: smoothsailing
LOL - post of the week!
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posted on
03/04/2012 5:17:38 AM PST
by
newfreep
(I am a "terrorist". I am Sarah Palin!)
To: smoothsailing
BTTT!
LOL! :-D
...a (talk-of-the-town) self-admitted one @ that,
the slut's parents must be very pleased/proud.
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posted on
03/04/2012 6:00:29 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Simple: Kill the terrorists, Protect (all) the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
To: wyokostur
" I’m thinking she don’t get much sleep. "
Oh!...that's OK, she'll get a (well-worn...especially in DC.) sleep number bed...courtesy of Botox Nancy.
"they have 2x (the bed) lifetime"...even by GULC / DC standards?...maybe not a guarantee.
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posted on
03/04/2012 6:32:17 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Simple: Kill the terrorists, Protect (all) the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
To: smoothsailing
She should have went before congress demanding a congressional probe.
To: ponygirl
Priceless!
I’m pissed off that my insurance doesn’t cover tampons. Can I get a Congressional hearing? It’s embarrassing to have to go into a pharmacy, show my insurance card, and be told that my insurance doesn’t cover tampons. I always slink away in shame.
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posted on
03/04/2012 7:54:00 AM PST
by
combat_boots
(The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
To: combat_boots
Tampons are a fundamental human right!
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posted on
03/04/2012 7:58:42 AM PST
by
OwenKellogg
(Gingrich / Robinson 2012!)
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posted on
03/04/2012 8:01:20 AM PST
by
combat_boots
(The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
To: smoothsailing
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posted on
03/04/2012 3:21:27 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: grey_whiskers
Great graphic, grey! I would have said boyfriends' (plural), rather than boyfriend's though.
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posted on
03/05/2012 2:32:04 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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