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Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED
The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

Posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:36 AM PST by Short Bus

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona is bound and determined to make sure we never forget the embarrassment of the birther movement. Most of us would love to put that ugly little racist blip in our history -- a time when conspiracy theorists and fools alike accused President Barack Obama of not being American. But Arpaio, a sheriff in Phoenix, Arizona, just won't give it up.

Can we say beating a dead horse, people? Sometimes it seems like certain politicians just do things to help out Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher. After all, how else does anyone explain Arpaio's inane and insane assertion that Obama, a man who produced his birth certificate last year, isn't American?

See his ranting [here].

"Forgery or fraud may have been committed," says Arpaio. Ooooh no! Are ghosts and goblins real, too, Sheriff Arpaio? How about the Loch Ness Monster? Do you go visit old Nessie on your days off from enforcing the laws of Arizona?

In all seriousness, this is vile racism plain and simple. In a place like Arizona, it's no surprise -- after all, many politicians there (including Arpaio) hold rather Draconian views on immigration -- and it's disgusting. And it's getting old fast.

For all you doubters for whom book learning was apparently a challenge, here are the facts: President Barack Obama was born in Honolulu on August 4, 1961. He has produced both a certificate of live birth during the 2008 campaign and the long-form certificate last year. Neither has been disproved.

So why is this still going on? Arpaio seems like a joke, but, according to Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt, Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney doesn't think so. Yesterday LaBolt tweeted:

Romney has called Arpaio for his endorsement, his aides called "weekly" and Arpaio was his honorary Chair in 08.
That's embarrassing. The fact is, most people agree Arpaio is a few cards shy of a full deck, but here we are still talking about him. Is this an alternate universe? Why am I guessing this guy is the type of person who stays at parties hours after they have ended asking for more chips and guacamole? Dude, the party is over, the ship has sailed, and you are beating a dead horse.

Sadly, there aren't enough cliched ways to say IT'S OVER to make it any clearer to this guy.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: alinsky; arpaio; birther; birthers; crackpot; leftwingcrackpot; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; naturalborncitizen; scaredottruth; trollalert; trollheadinbed; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks!!


861 posted on 03/14/2012 11:35:06 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: HKMk23

YEAH!!


862 posted on 03/14/2012 11:38:22 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Tax-chick

RE: 847: If you enhance your collateral circulation, everything turns out well!


863 posted on 03/14/2012 11:57:22 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: HKMk23

I hope that’s not how you plan to celebrate your birthday!

I’ll have a small potation in your memory after I take Tom to his science-team meeting.


864 posted on 03/14/2012 12:07:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Maybe i should change it, eh?


865 posted on 03/14/2012 12:28:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

*ohno*


866 posted on 03/14/2012 12:30:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

“And don’t you ever show your ‘onkey face around my castle again, y’heah?!”

Kathleen’s in a cute new outfit with cows on it. 3-6 month size, so it will fit for a while. She’s outgrown so many adorable things already ... but at least two of the Mexican ladies are expecting in April/May, so I can pass them on. Neither has a young daughter presently, so they probably don’t have piles of pink baby clothes around.

One of the homeschool association families had a little girl on February 29, but their previous daughter is just 3 - same seasonality - so I doubt they need new things. I’ll ask before I take them dinner on whatever day I signed up for, anyway ... just in case. Their baby was 8-1/2 lbs., like Kathleen.


867 posted on 03/14/2012 2:10:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: HKMk23
"Let all as are wont hoist a draught of their preference in me honor this day, for ‘tis the proper day in which to celebrate me advent into this terrestrial sphere, an’ — God be praised — I’m yet good for it."

Well, okay then. I'll tell them to put it on your tab.

You said you were good for it.

Happy Birthday, youngster! Have you gotten any taller?

868 posted on 03/14/2012 3:48:10 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: ThomasThomas

“1/x = x+1”

I don’t get that.


869 posted on 03/14/2012 4:59:39 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: null and void

That’s one sick kid.


870 posted on 03/14/2012 4:59:47 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: Monkey Face

Check the last picture again. Or isn’t George Clooney your type?


871 posted on 03/14/2012 5:00:14 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: ColdOne; Silentgypsy; HKMk23

Hey ColdOne. Nice to see you.
Dogs are a gift, eh?

Silentgypsy, is the current Crowbar emergency over? I hope he’s OK.

(In my best Marilyn Monroe voice)

Happy Birthday, to you!
Happy Birthday, to you!
Happy Birthday Mr. HKMk23!
Happy Birthday, to you!


872 posted on 03/14/2012 5:08:47 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks for the daily kitty intelligence reports TC!

How’s the family? Is it warm there?


873 posted on 03/14/2012 5:10:12 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: Short Bus
Dear Short Bus,

I don't prejudge the character of a person by his appearance or the amount of money he has or his academic degrees.

In the case of documents, I judge the best I know how, using whatever information I can find.

I'm not prejudiced, but I'm no fool either. Nearly everything important about Barack Obama is being hidden from me. If there is nothing to be ashamed of, what's the big deal? I want to see official records and documents, addresses, test scores, medical reports, and anecdotes from friends and teachers.

When my daughter went to work at a nuclear facility, she was required to have a low-level security clearance. I give you my word of honor that the questions she and I were asked far surpassed anything reporters have asked of Mr. Obama.

Mr. Obama and his sycophants have nearly dismantled our republic in three years, and we hardly know him.

874 posted on 03/14/2012 5:22:16 PM PDT by July4 (Remember the price paid for your freedom.)
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To: fanfan

The family is fine, and yes, it is warm. 80 today, supposed to be 84 tomorrow. We’re starting on yard and garden cleanup from the winter.


875 posted on 03/14/2012 5:58:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: Tax-chick

What are you going to plant this year?


876 posted on 03/14/2012 6:24:48 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: fanfan; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"What are you going to plant this year?"

A possible answer could be Pat.

877 posted on 03/14/2012 6:32:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: fanfan
I meant to say


878 posted on 03/14/2012 7:11:50 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: ThomasThomas; fanfan
"I meant to say ..."

That is, you "golden" meant to say ...

879 posted on 03/14/2012 7:21:57 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: NicknamedBob
I'll tell them to put it on your tab.

You said you were good for it.

Aye, an' workin' to improve on that condition.

Have you gotten any taller?

Aye, but only betwixt me bowsprit an' binnacle.

880 posted on 03/14/2012 9:27:03 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Those who are perishing refused to receive the love of the Truth.)
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