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Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED
The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

Posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:36 AM PST by Short Bus

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona is bound and determined to make sure we never forget the embarrassment of the birther movement. Most of us would love to put that ugly little racist blip in our history -- a time when conspiracy theorists and fools alike accused President Barack Obama of not being American. But Arpaio, a sheriff in Phoenix, Arizona, just won't give it up.

Can we say beating a dead horse, people? Sometimes it seems like certain politicians just do things to help out Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher. After all, how else does anyone explain Arpaio's inane and insane assertion that Obama, a man who produced his birth certificate last year, isn't American?

See his ranting [here].

"Forgery or fraud may have been committed," says Arpaio. Ooooh no! Are ghosts and goblins real, too, Sheriff Arpaio? How about the Loch Ness Monster? Do you go visit old Nessie on your days off from enforcing the laws of Arizona?

In all seriousness, this is vile racism plain and simple. In a place like Arizona, it's no surprise -- after all, many politicians there (including Arpaio) hold rather Draconian views on immigration -- and it's disgusting. And it's getting old fast.

For all you doubters for whom book learning was apparently a challenge, here are the facts: President Barack Obama was born in Honolulu on August 4, 1961. He has produced both a certificate of live birth during the 2008 campaign and the long-form certificate last year. Neither has been disproved.

So why is this still going on? Arpaio seems like a joke, but, according to Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt, Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney doesn't think so. Yesterday LaBolt tweeted:

Romney has called Arpaio for his endorsement, his aides called "weekly" and Arpaio was his honorary Chair in 08.
That's embarrassing. The fact is, most people agree Arpaio is a few cards shy of a full deck, but here we are still talking about him. Is this an alternate universe? Why am I guessing this guy is the type of person who stays at parties hours after they have ended asking for more chips and guacamole? Dude, the party is over, the ship has sailed, and you are beating a dead horse.

Sadly, there aren't enough cliched ways to say IT'S OVER to make it any clearer to this guy.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: alinsky; arpaio; birther; birthers; crackpot; leftwingcrackpot; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; naturalborncitizen; scaredottruth; trollalert; trollheadinbed; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
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To: NicknamedBob

My eyes! No, no.

MY BRAIN! No...no...

MY EYES, MY EYES!!!


841 posted on 03/14/2012 6:30:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Tax-chick

You didn’t give me a heads up...


842 posted on 03/14/2012 7:40:51 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1149 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

I didn’t realize you needed one.


843 posted on 03/14/2012 7:42:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

You get it!


844 posted on 03/14/2012 8:50:05 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

You get it!


845 posted on 03/14/2012 8:50:13 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: null and void; Tax-chick

HEADS UP !


846 posted on 03/14/2012 8:51:19 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; null and void; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face

Give us a little more warning before you throw a cat, please.

In other news, Kathleen weighed 13-1/2 books on the way to her bath at noon. (Tom, who provided the rest of the total, weighs a whole young-adult fiction section!)


847 posted on 03/14/2012 10:07:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: Monkey Face

Before you may post this message, the following must be corrected:

•Could not find anybody named ‘onkey face’


848 posted on 03/14/2012 10:08:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: Tax-chick

WOW


849 posted on 03/14/2012 10:19:06 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Try “ My Onkey Face “


850 posted on 03/14/2012 10:20:16 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

It’s a very large Tom.

Temperature is nearly 80 here. I’m not turning the air conditioner on, no matter what!


851 posted on 03/14/2012 10:26:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: Tax-chick

Nice weather!


852 posted on 03/14/2012 10:31:58 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; fanfan

Howdy! Haven’t been in the thread much, just haven’t been feeling like talking.

One year ago today my Tasha passed. Still miss her. Yet the new guy is a real help. Poochie’s rule!


853 posted on 03/14/2012 10:40:29 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL! That reminds me of an old “Peanuts” comic strip.

Linus is vacuuming with an upright vacuum, and Lucy is attempting to watch TV. Annoyed by the vacuum, she complains to Linus about how much noise it is making; hoping he’ll clue in, and knock off until the TV show is over.

Linus’ reply is classic: “You’d make a lot of noise, too, if someone grabbed your ankles, and shoved you around the carpet on your face.”


854 posted on 03/14/2012 10:41:44 AM PDT by HKMk23 (Those who are perishing refused to receive the love of the Truth.)
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To: HKMk23

Now imagine he was vacuuming with a cat.


855 posted on 03/14/2012 10:50:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: ColdOne

Sorry about your loss, all over again!


856 posted on 03/14/2012 10:52:07 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Scoutmaster; null and void; ColdOne; HKMk23; ...

Wow! Thanks, y’sll! I’ve had a bear of a time establishing connectivity today.

HMK, ya gotta let us know about your birthday so that we can all celebrate. Celebration w/FRiends is good for the soul.

Crowbar emergency. Be back soon!


857 posted on 03/14/2012 11:02:42 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve done that. Success hinges upon one’s ability to run the vacuum, while managing the pain of having an agitated feline using the top of one’s head as safe haven.


858 posted on 03/14/2012 11:05:34 AM PDT by HKMk23 (Those who are perishing refused to receive the love of the Truth.)
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Feel the wrath.
859 posted on 03/14/2012 11:12:51 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Scoutmaster; null and void; ...

Let all as are wont hoist a draught of their preference in me honor this day, for ‘tis the proper day in which to celebrate me advent into this terrestrial sphere, an’ — God be praised — I’m yet good for it.

Long life, then; health, and happiness, for myself an’ all in our merry company!

Long live The UT, and the denizens thereof!

Prost!


860 posted on 03/14/2012 11:27:34 AM PDT by HKMk23 (Those who are perishing refused to receive the love of the Truth.)
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