Posted on 01/06/2012 5:27:25 AM PST by Lucky9teen
In an effort to restore Americans faith in their government, President Obama has taken advantage of a little-known clause in the Constitution to sweep away the most unpopular Congress in history, replacing Senators and House members alike with movie stars, game show hosts, pop divas and kittens.
Slipped into the Constitution by Ben Franklin, the so-called Kick Congress in the Arse Clause had always been dismissed by Constitutional historians as just the kind of shenanigans Franklin liked to pull when he was loaded. Most scholars agree that Franklin was drunk and in a joking mood when he persuaded the rest of the founding fathers to support the clause, which enhances a Presidents recess appointment powers, allowing him to replace Congress, but only if said President is of African descent.
Former members of Congress were quick to express outrage over what they deemed a power grab on the part of the President. Former House Speaker John Boehner branded Obamas move, the kind of dirty trick Republican Presidents are known for. Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid released a joint statement condemning the President for displaying extreme courage by turning his back on his own party and doing whats best for the country, which is not how we do things in Washington.
News of the Presidents action dominated the airways. Fox News Political analyist Juan Williams reacted angrily, insisting that President Obama is not African at all. What Obama has done is completely illegal! Hes no more African than I am! For Gods sake, look at his birth certificate. Any idiot knows Barack Obama is Hawaiian!
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