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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 01/06/2012 5:27:25 AM PST by Lucky9teen

In an effort to restore Americans’ faith in their government, President Obama has taken advantage of a little-known clause in the Constitution to sweep away the most unpopular Congress in history, replacing Senators and House members alike with movie stars, game show hosts, pop divas and kittens.

Slipped into the Constitution by Ben Franklin, the so-called “Kick Congress in the Arse Clause” had always been dismissed by Constitutional historians as “just the kind of shenanigans Franklin liked to pull when he was loaded.” Most scholars agree that Franklin was drunk and in a joking mood when he persuaded the rest of the founding fathers to support the clause, which enhances a President’s recess appointment powers, allowing him to replace Congress, “but only if said President is of African descent.”

Former members of Congress were quick to express outrage over what they deemed a power grab on the part of the President. Former House Speaker John Boehner branded Obama’s move, “the kind of dirty trick Republican Presidents are known for.” Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid released a joint statement condemning the President for “displaying extreme courage by turning his back on his own party and doing what’s best for the country, which is not how we do things in Washington.”

News of the President’s action dominated the airways. Fox News Political analyist Juan Williams reacted angrily, insisting that President Obama is not African at all. “What Obama has done is completely illegal! He’s no more African than I am! For God’s sake, look at his birth certificate. Any idiot knows Barack Obama is Hawaiian!”










And beware of the latest Computer Viruses going around. Here are a few that relate to this thread:

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS v 1.0 - It runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

Congressional Virus v 2.0 - Computer locks up, screen splits vertically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Congressional Virus v 3.0 - Overdraws your disk space.

TODAYS CHALLENGE TO ALL MY FREEPER FRIENDS: - Create a Computer Virus for Obama.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dictator; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

LMAO!! @ Top 10 Obama Supporter WTF Moments


101 posted on 01/06/2012 11:03:26 PM PST by mojitojoe (SCOTUS.... think about that when you decide to sit home and pout because your candidate didn't win)
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To: sunny48

LoL!


102 posted on 01/06/2012 11:17:11 PM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: mojitojoe

I love you.


103 posted on 01/07/2012 6:28:08 AM PST by Lazamataz (Romney is the Pale Obama. That's all.)
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To: Lazamataz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPZi1Cz1464


104 posted on 01/07/2012 11:19:59 AM PST by mojitojoe (SCOTUS.... think about that when you decide to sit home and pout because your candidate didn't win)
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To: mojitojoe; Lazamataz
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPZi1Cz1464

Wow! "Do You Love Me (Now That I Can Dance)?" is one of my all-time favorite oldies!!

Thanks!!

105 posted on 01/07/2012 12:59:13 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: martin_fierro

Oh. Emm. Gee.


106 posted on 01/09/2012 10:32:58 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Izzy Dunne

That’s “bump” as pronounced by Inspector Clouseau.


107 posted on 01/09/2012 1:07:52 PM PST by Dr. Thorne (Fall on your knees before Christ, your only salvation!)
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