Posted on 01/04/2012 11:51:07 AM PST by navysealdad
CATS DONT BELONG ON LEASHES
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I know I SHOULDN’T laugh... but I did. When that kitty started biting his inner thigh.... LOL!
LOL!!
I guess it was bound to happen. They let homosexuals adopt kids and now cats can adopt kids. Can you imagine little Bobby at school.
“Hello, Mr. Whiskers? This is ms Sullivan. I’m Bobby’s teacher. No, he hasn’t been hurt. Well, Mr. Whiskers, it’s just that....that....he’s licking his ass in class again.”
Yeah, Thanks for the ping, AW. I’ve seen that ad several times. It makes the rounds from time to time, and I still feel guilty for LMAO every time the cat attacks the guy’s thigh.
This explains why there are no crazy cat men.
Unknown to us, my oldest daughter (at a very young age) put the leash on and took the cat for a "walk" around the block. She didn't know that people don't walk cats; cats walk people, on the rare occasion they might deign to do so.
We had to rush the poor thing to the vet to get her paws bandaged.
Two words: Dead Cat.
"Don't ever even think about putting a leash on me. We have long claws and sharp teeth for a reason..."
Walking a dead cat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40OogP5Z0QU
The cat + tape experiment narrated by Stephen Hawking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiDp9q4npPs&feature=related
I’ll give you a nickel if I can watch you put a pill down that kitty’s throat. LOL!!
Braunschweiger - works almost every time as long as the pill is not too big.
LMAO! the cat looks just like my Kitty boy, white paws and all-he doesn’t do the leash thing, but Yeti boy, my Maine coon will walk across the room on a leash if he’s in the mood, but he has always been rather doglike.
Shame on you.....using language like that......I’m gonna tell mom.
Direct link to the youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=COkumQuCibU
The one with the box was a complete idiot. Put the box over the cat until it settles down. Let it hiss, fuss, growl.
Sheeesh....
“And Pinky’s great for homes with small children . . . “
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