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I hates meeses to pieces.
1 posted on 01/03/2012 11:27:21 AM PST by SmithL
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Would ya’ please pass the jelly-like substance?


2 posted on 01/03/2012 11:31:03 AM PST by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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Oh me too.

Which is worse, a dissolved mouse in the pop can, or a large ROACH floating in the oil bin in a theater, it happened. I saw it when working in the theater concession, went to tell the manager. He said, "Fish it out and go on".

Never ate popcorn in the theaters again, NEVER.

3 posted on 01/03/2012 11:32:31 AM PST by annieokie
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Yikes! No more mountain dew for me. If it will dissolve a mouse...


5 posted on 01/03/2012 11:33:56 AM PST by formosa (Formosa)
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The chief of pediatric dentistry where I work complains about this all the time. According to him, the sugar/acid combo found only in Hillbilly Piss Mt Dew is excellent at eroding all enamel from your teeth.


6 posted on 01/03/2012 11:34:18 AM PST by surroundedbyblue (Live the message of Fatima - pray & do penance!)
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Carbonated soda has a pH of about 2.5-3. I doubt very much that the mouse would be dissolved. It is however about as acidic as apple cider vinegar. (Ask your dentist!)

This is likely a hoax and lawyer bait, but I don’t much care for the BS response from Pepsico either.

But I happen to have some Mountain Dew and work in a mouse-infested building, so let’s play Mr. Science!


7 posted on 01/03/2012 11:37:12 AM PST by SargeK
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Dissolve a mouse in a can of soda? NO WAY. Not even Mt. Dew. Try it with a mouse sized piece of beef jerkey if you must, but NO WAY. Even with the soda boiling hot, you would still have....remains like bones, hair, fat. The so called expert should be ashamed.


9 posted on 01/03/2012 11:41:23 AM PST by STYRO (Take this government and shove it.)
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I hates meeses to pieces.

I had mouse in my house - my wife would only let me address the situation with non-lethal means. That mouse tortured me for weeks. A crown fell out of my mouth when I was eating chips, so I left it on the kitchen counter. That !@#$%^&* mouse stole my tooth. It took me about a week to find it and I had to tear up the kitchen to do it!

12 posted on 01/03/2012 11:43:35 AM PST by frithguild (Restricting access to capital - Liberalism: The sharpest tool of big business.)
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I cook on a regular bases with my young grandchildren, a mouse in my soda would be inconsequential.


16 posted on 01/03/2012 11:48:46 AM PST by svcw (For the new year: you better toughen up, if you are going to continue to be stupid.)
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What’s in it, caffeine or sulfuric acid?


17 posted on 01/03/2012 11:49:13 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The right thing is not always the popular thing)
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Remember the movie “Robocop”.

One of the bad guys gets partially dissolved by a green liquid near the end.

Now we know what that liquid was...


20 posted on 01/03/2012 11:54:15 AM PST by fruser1
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They are lying. mt dew is not going to dissolve hair teeth and bone.


24 posted on 01/03/2012 12:00:20 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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Mousin Goo?


25 posted on 01/03/2012 12:00:41 PM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9nGyPz9uT0


31 posted on 01/03/2012 12:10:39 PM PST by tumblindice (America's Founding Fathers: All Armed Conservatives)
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Do they charge more for the cans with a mouse in them? I’d be willing to pay an extra buck or two, but not over that.


35 posted on 01/03/2012 12:15:39 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Pepsi cited an expert who testified that if a mouse got into a can

If so, the Pepsi people are pretty stupid. All they really have to do is show the whole canning process. There is no way a mouse can get in. Don't get an expert to testify that if people use their product it will dissolve them. These cases almost always turn out to be frauds.

39 posted on 01/03/2012 12:30:14 PM PST by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
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I suspect that this story is poorly written. I’ll bet a shiny new nickel that the expert something to the effect that a) the acid would dissolve parts of the mouse, leaving clear signs, b) the mouse that was sent to us was completely undissolved, ergo c) the mouse was never in a can of Mountain Dew.

I’d be curious to hear the results from the FReepers who indicated their willingness to try the meat-in-the-Mountain-Dew experiment. IMO, the container should be sealed and meat allowed to soak for several days, to come as close to the alleged circumstances as possible.


44 posted on 01/03/2012 12:36:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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When I was an army brat back in the 70’s, I remember hearing on the radio about a woman claiming that she opened a can of Coca-Cola with a rat inside.


49 posted on 01/03/2012 1:30:46 PM PST by Levante
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52 posts and not one Bob and Doug reference.


53 posted on 01/03/2012 1:43:39 PM PST by Darth Reardon (No offense to drunken sailors)
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Lie - I have scientific proof - my daughter did a science project 4 years ago on acidity and one of the acids was mt dew (love the stuff even though dad called it horse p@ss). We put chicken bones into mason jars filled with the diff acids. None completely dissolved after several weeks. (she got an A).
We decided to keep the jars in the garage to see what would happen and pull them out every summer - guess what while flimsier every year the bones are still there. The expert is a fraud.


55 posted on 01/03/2012 1:58:38 PM PST by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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I had a cat in my coffee last night.


61 posted on 01/03/2012 2:34:11 PM PST by mewzilla (Santelli 2012)
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