1 posted on
12/19/2011 4:13:01 PM PST by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Chuck didn’t kill Kim Jong. Kim Jong killed himself when contemplating Chuck Norris’s displeasure.
2 posted on
12/19/2011 4:14:15 PM PST by
Jeff Head
(Liberty is not free. Never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
To: presidio9
3 posted on
12/19/2011 4:14:21 PM PST by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: presidio9
Nuff Said
4 posted on
12/19/2011 4:17:16 PM PST by
SkyDancer
("If You Want To Learn To Love Better, You Should Start With A Friend Who You Hate")
To: presidio9
Okay, I’ll be the first to use the TV commercial’s line....”I’m Chuck Norris and I approve this game”.
5 posted on
12/19/2011 4:19:16 PM PST by
bobby.223
To: presidio9
And he did it with one of these.
7 posted on
12/19/2011 4:21:40 PM PST by
Track9
To: presidio9
Chuck Norris could have killed Kim Jong (ill)
just by dreaming about it while asleep 5000 miles away.
8 posted on
12/19/2011 4:23:27 PM PST by
Repeal The 17th
(We have met the enemy and he is us.)
To: presidio9
Only two things scare Superman: Kryptonite, and Chuck Norris.
To: presidio9
12 posted on
12/19/2011 4:34:02 PM PST by
x
To: presidio9
I don’t believe it: Chuck Norris wouldn’t sully his name with that POS.
13 posted on
12/19/2011 4:38:08 PM PST by
Psycho_Bunny
("Fair share" are the last two words I hear before I stop taking someone seriously.)
To: presidio9
15 posted on
12/19/2011 4:44:24 PM PST by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: presidio9
Streets look both ways before crossing Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays. Birthdays celebrate Chuck Norris.
Alcohol attends Chuck Norris Anonymous meetings.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
16 posted on
12/19/2011 4:54:10 PM PST by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: presidio9
The Kim family doesn’t have very good luck on trains. Kinda like the Kennedy family and the internal combustion engine.
17 posted on
12/19/2011 4:55:57 PM PST by
donozark
(My son is Inmate of the Month at the Taney County Jail...)
To: presidio9
19 posted on
12/19/2011 5:12:36 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(*Philosophy lesson 117-22b: Anyone who demands to be respected is undeserving of it.*)
To: presidio9
"For the last time Santa, all I want for Christmas is a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."
21 posted on
12/19/2011 7:24:25 PM PST by
deoetdoctrinae
(Gun-Free zones are playgrounds for felons)
To: presidio9; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Finally, a reliable news source!
22 posted on
12/19/2011 7:54:49 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: presidio9
To: presidio9
BWABABAAABWA...(cough, cough)...BWABAABBBWA....
Chuck Norris is quite resourceful. Do Not underestimate his abilities - to do so may put you on Chuck Norris Blvd...ALONE!
31 posted on
12/19/2011 11:25:18 PM PST by
hummingbird
(Occupiers=Colicky Babies. America="The Best of Times, the Worst of Times.")
To: presidio9
You go, Chuckster! You bad, dog!
And now I'd like to dedicate this little number to Kim Jong Il, titled "Disco Inferno" .... signal Alfa Mike Foxtrot, and don't let the Gates of Hell hit you in the ass.
33 posted on
12/20/2011 4:08:40 AM PST by
lentulusgracchus
(Concealed carry is a pro-life position.)
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