"After hissing and telling the maintenance man he was zombie who was going to “eat his brains,” Murphy approached as if to attack and was hit in the head with the pipe wrench. Shrugging that off, Murphy approached the man as if to attack again and was once more met with a blow from the 24-inch pipe wrench.
The second blow had the desired effect."
To paraphrase Mitch McConnell: there is no education in the second hit of a 24" pipe wrench.
To: Mikey_1962
Eventually he’ll kill someone.
2 posted on
11/17/2011 10:47:08 AM PST by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Mikey_1962
NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1!!! You ignorant fools!!! You’ve damned us all!!!!!!!!1!
3 posted on
11/17/2011 10:49:48 AM PST by
tnlibertarian
(Things are so bad now, Kenyans are saying Obama was born in the USA.)
To: Mikey_1962
4 posted on
11/17/2011 10:52:02 AM PST by
South40
(NO RINOS IN 2012!)
To: Mikey_1962
She’s in Arizona. She needs to get a CCW.
7 posted on
11/17/2011 10:53:13 AM PST by
Thunder90
(Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
To: Mikey_1962
8 posted on
11/17/2011 10:54:09 AM PST by
Spruce
(I will never vote for Mitt Romney. And nothing will change that.)
To: Mikey_1962
Nicely written.
What is Spice?
9 posted on
11/17/2011 10:55:54 AM PST by
Yardstick
To: Mikey_1962
“The second blow had the desired effect.” “
Rule #2: “The Double Tap”.
10 posted on
11/17/2011 10:56:20 AM PST by
Salamander
(I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
To: Mikey_1962
I guess I haven’t been paying enough attention to the drug scene. I never heard of Spice before. But if this is what it typically does, then evidently it will soon be spreading all over the hippie drug community. And I thought Extasy was bad.
11 posted on
11/17/2011 10:56:20 AM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius.2)
To: Mikey_1962
She said she is worried about her injuries and recovery, but she is just as concerned that her attacker gets the help he needs.
He is suffering from a lead deficiency, a dose of anywhere from 115 to 230 grains of lead can cure this condition.
12 posted on
11/17/2011 10:57:48 AM PST by
fallujah-nuker
(Pat Buchanan, kryptonite to RINO's)
To: Mikey_1962
residents at The Pines have taken to either walking in groups or with dogs or weapons like sticks or clubs for protection. The female victim said she now locks her doors at all times while constantly looking over her shoulder.CCW. Her husband is a prison guard - helloooo!
17 posted on
11/17/2011 11:03:53 AM PST by
bgill
(The Obama administration is staging a coup. Wake up, America, before it's too late.)
To: Mikey_1962
Sounds like she is suffering from some serious PTSD. I hope she’s getting mental health help as well as medical tests for disease and such.
To: Mikey_1962
First rule of any Zombie Movie...SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD!(TWICE!)..
To: windcliff
28 posted on
11/17/2011 11:37:45 AM PST by
stylecouncilor
(Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
To: CholeraJoe; Delta 21; Nikas777; NoAmnesty; Yorlik803; TheOldLady; The Comedian; OB1kNOb; ...
Thanks to Mikey_1962 for the heads up.
30 posted on
11/17/2011 12:54:40 PM PST by
RandallFlagg
(Look for the union label, then buy elsewhere.)
To: Mikey_1962
"Jack Ray Murphy, 19...bit two people at The Pines in Show Low." Had he bit me or a loved one, it would have been the last time he had ever used his own teeth for anything but a necklace.
36 posted on
11/17/2011 1:08:32 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Mikey_1962
Asked to comment, the zombie replied, "I like turtles."
To: Slings and Arrows
This one has everything - drugs, zombies, prison guards and a 24” pipe wrench!
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