his sister was eating the moose’s cheese.
it was a crime of passion.
I hope the lady is OK.
Sure sounds like a bit of treble or quadruple jeopardy: “possession of a firearm knowing its possession is unauthorized; possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose; and unlawfully possessing a firearm while under prohibition.”
On the other hand, I notice that his middle name is Wayne. A bad sign.
Perhaps the moose bit his sister and he was blinded by fury.
My high school riflery (yes, high schools once had rifle teams) instructor told us he was unaware of firearm accidents ever occurring. Negligence yes, accidents no.
“Nice tuque there, Alice. I’m not sure about the antlers, though.”
“Nice tuque there, Alice. I’m not sure about the antlers, though.”
Talk about adding insult to injury, being shot because somebody thought you looked like a moose.