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1 posted on 11/14/2011 1:58:16 PM PST by nickcarraway
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his sister was eating the moose’s cheese.

it was a crime of passion.


2 posted on 11/14/2011 1:59:31 PM PST by WOBBLY BOB (See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
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I hope the lady is OK.

Sure sounds like a bit of treble or quadruple jeopardy: “possession of a firearm knowing its possession is unauthorized; possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose; and unlawfully possessing a firearm while under prohibition.”

On the other hand, I notice that his middle name is Wayne. A bad sign.


3 posted on 11/14/2011 2:00:43 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.2)
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Perhaps the moose bit his sister and he was blinded by fury.


4 posted on 11/14/2011 2:04:42 PM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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My high school riflery (yes, high schools once had rifle teams) instructor told us he was unaware of firearm accidents ever occurring. Negligence yes, accidents no.


5 posted on 11/14/2011 2:05:06 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing an idiot)
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“Nice tuque there, Alice. I’m not sure about the antlers, though.”


7 posted on 11/14/2011 2:10:51 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“Nice tuque there, Alice. I’m not sure about the antlers, though.”


8 posted on 11/14/2011 2:11:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Talk about adding insult to injury, being shot because somebody thought you looked like a moose.


9 posted on 11/14/2011 2:12:37 PM PST by dfwgator (I stand with Herman Cain.)
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