[Cicero]

I hope the lady is OK.

Sure sounds like a bit of treble or quadruple jeopardy: “possession of a firearm knowing its possession is unauthorized; possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose; and unlawfully possessing a firearm while under prohibition.”

On the other hand, I notice that his middle name is Wayne. A bad sign.

[Sax]

unauthorized possession of a firearm; possession of a firearm knowing its possession is unauthorized

I too was appreciating this little gem and the others as well. You could really have some fun with this!