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!!Breaking!! Cain accuser, he fathered my baby.
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Posted on 11/07/2011 10:10:29 AM PST by mnehring

Breaking. Cain's newest accuser has broken silence. In a shocking revelation, Cain is accused of being the father of the accuser's baby.

The baby's mother, a Justin Bieber, said she was stuned when she saw Cain on TV and is sure that Cain fathered her expected baby even though they have never met.


Beiber was Stuned.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allred; beiber; bieber; cain; hermancain; humor; itsajoke; satire; stune
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To: mnehring

Holy crap! A few more women and Cain might catch up with Charlie Sheen!


21 posted on 11/07/2011 10:50:20 AM PST by baddog 219
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To: truthfreedom

Do you know that Herman Cain would have had to sit on the “back bench” in Mitt’s “church” up until 1978?


22 posted on 11/07/2011 10:51:10 AM PST by nesnah
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To: baddog 219

Or Bill Clinton...


23 posted on 11/07/2011 10:56:08 AM PST by cableguymn
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To: mnehring

Omg!! You have proved it! That photo has to be of a child from Cain and bieber!!

Thank goodness John Edwards went first. Cain having a love child with a young boy is not so shocking any more. ;)


24 posted on 11/07/2011 10:59:11 AM PST by Yaelle (Donate to Cain's Iowa Fund! https://supporthermancain.com/iowafund/src/1103. Needs 300k in 3 days!)
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To: GoCards

I’m with you. I about shit my pants. Sent him $100 bucks last week. Just like Fred Thompson. Man, I can pick ‘em. Go Cain!


25 posted on 11/07/2011 11:00:38 AM PST by mmanager
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To: mnehring

She should have said no when they asked if she wanted extra cheese.


26 posted on 11/07/2011 11:26:49 AM PST by bigheadfred (wogga wogga)
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To: McGruff
"This thread has no honor"

Herman Cain is Worf's father?
Wow! Who would have thought that?
Another rumor: Cain is really a Klingon.

27 posted on 11/07/2011 12:09:13 PM PST by StormEye
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To: McGruff

Sure it does get on her and stay on her


28 posted on 11/07/2011 12:28:59 PM PST by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: mnehring

29 posted on 11/07/2011 1:14:35 PM PST by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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